Dudebro Nation

JDubb Wrote:

i bleed green Wrote:Have we ever hit 60?

What is the highest page count?

Should we contact the Elias Sports Bureau?

Dude...seriously. Facebook, MySpace...all of the dating sites out there. There's so much ass to be had you couldn't fuck your way through all of it. Get in the game.


Best way to get over an ex is to start fucking a new chick. So start.

LeNeve Wrote:Derick, if it makes you feel any better, I just had to go ride around in a car with a 90 year old man. He is hearing "car related" noises. He has 2 huge hearing aids. I heard nothing. So he just kept driving around and grabbing my knee every time he heard the noise, and asking if I heard the noise. I eventually lied and said yes, I heard it. Now let's go back to the shop and get you an appointment. There was also a pistol in the middle consol pointed at my leg. woot:

Was this the guy?

Chip Wrote:

beckster Wrote:I am not a lesbian. Let's just make that clear.

Yeah. She's bi. Which is a thousand times better.

Holy Fuck!! I have only kissed a couple girls. And I am not posting picts, because my guy already did on here.. Happy hunting. Sorry, the pict is a crappy one... well, not really

Hey Derick, maybe when you feel better will you change my profile pic??? Can you take one from my FB and make it into my avatar??? But I'll tell you which one, if/when you can. Thanks.

Derick Wrote:

Chip Wrote:

Derick Wrote:this is the only pic your gonna get. thanks for making panda sad

:hitit:

:poke:

good luck, apparently i'm too much of a loser

You seriously believe that?!?! Did you actually LOOK at that guys picture? It is NOT your fault that she is attracted to faggy-looking guys. That's all her fault. She strung YOU along and made no mention of hooking up with another dude, therefore, SHE is not worth a pile of shit. Even if you 2 had stayed together it wouldn't have been long and there would have been an ugly break up.

Step up your damn game, play the "bad boy", fuck her in the ass and dump her.

Derick Wrote:the corey

THIS GUY is a douch!!!! He has douchebag written ALL OVER him.

beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:

Chip Wrote:

beckster Wrote:I am not a lesbian. Let's just make that clear.

Yeah. She's bi. Which is a thousand times better.

Holy Fuck!! I have only kissed a couple girls. And I am not posting picts, because my guy already did on here.. Happy hunting. Sorry, the pict is a crappy one... well, not really

Why do you have so much hate in your heart?Now go kiss some women.

Oh and since we're on the drive for 60 pages here...

Got all my Harley parts back from the paint shop and I finished putting it all back together last night. I'm headed for Daytona Wednesday morning for Biketoberfest.

Hondo Wrote:Dude...seriously. Facebook, MySpace...all of the dating sites out there. There's so much ass to be had you couldn't fuck your way through all of it. Get in the game.


Best way to get over an ex is to start fucking a new chick. So start.

Seriously. Forget trying to have game and meeting girls at bars. When I was single I could pull a date each weekend. YOu have to weedthrough all of the crazies to meet someone good, but that's the fun in it.

JDubb Wrote:Rich giving DBN a shout, thanks Dicky!

I always liked Rich the best.

:j/k: Covino I like ya both the mostest.

Spot, I'm not :j/k:

Hondo Wrote:Derick: Your pity party you're throwing yourself ends tomorrow. Then you need to get the fuck out and hit on some new ass. The internet is a 24 hour a day singles bar. You're allowed today but after that...get your ass back in the saddle son.

Re: Corey: If that chick chose that cock gobbler over you then good fucking riddance to her. She's not worth your time to begin with. That dude looks like he's choked down more man gravy than half the porn stars in West Hollywood. Fuck him and fuck her.

:high5: Listen to the man. He knows his shit

Chip Wrote:

LeNeve Wrote:Derick, if it makes you feel any better, I just had to go ride around in a car with a 90 year old man. He is hearing "car related" noises. He has 2 huge hearing aids. I heard nothing. So he just kept driving around and grabbing my knee every time he heard the noise, and asking if I heard the noise. I eventually lied and said yes, I heard it. Now let's go back to the shop and get you an appointment. There was also a pistol in the middle consol pointed at my leg. woot:

Was this the guy?

Yes. Yes it was.

Joe Wrote:You have to fuck through all of the crazies to meet someone good, but that's the fun in it.

Fixed

Joe Wrote:

Derick Wrote:the corey

He drinks wine. He's cool like that.

If a girl left me for a dude with sideburns like that I'd :killme:

That's not wine, that's a wine shaped ass dildo.

His entire haircut is WEEEEEAK.

The vest is weak also.