Pete Nice aka P-Woww Wrote:My left contact just ripped, I need to pull over and put a new one in.
I can't stand putting shit in my eyes. I would never be able to handle contacts.
beckster Wrote:Let's just discuss the spas in New York who use cum for facials while we are at it.
That was a story line on Nip/Tuck about three years ago.
Derick The Solution Wrote:i have the hiccups
Those will go away when the shit talk stops.
beckster Wrote:Let's just discuss the spas in New York who use cum for facials while we are at it.
I was blissfully unaware of this. Thonks.
Nussie_T Wrote:Pete Nice aka P-Woww Wrote:My left contact just ripped, I need to pull over and put a new one in.
I can't stand putting shit in my eyes. I would never be able to handle contacts.
I was the same way, it took a few weeks to get used to it, but I HATE glasses and never wear them, but I can't see worth a shit without them. I love my contacts.
When I am in the bathroom... My dearly beloved likes to shout through the door "What ya doin? Taking a crap?!"....
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Nussie_T Wrote:Pete Nice aka P-Woww Wrote:My left contact just ripped, I need to pull over and put a new one in.
I can't stand putting shit in my eyes. I would never be able to handle contacts.
I tried to put a contact in once, and I couldn't it was horrible.
Derick The Solution Wrote:beckster Wrote:Let's just discuss the spas in New York who use cum for facials while we are at it.
you heard it hear first
Actually, it was an article in Playboy.
Urination and defecation is NEVER a conversation in my marriage.
As far as I know, my wife does not poop. And I want it to stay that way.
Pete Nice aka P-Woww Wrote:My left contact just ripped, I need to pull over and put a new one in.
I hate when that happens.
Sarah Silverman talks about shitting, and farting and stuff, I wish she wouldn't because I think she's hot.
Pete Nice aka P-Woww Wrote:Urination and defecation is NEVER a conversation in my marriage.
As far as I know, my wife does not poop. And I want it to stay that way.
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Nussie_T Wrote:Pete Nice aka P-Woww Wrote:My left contact just ripped, I need to pull over and put a new one in.
I can't stand putting shit in my eyes. I would never be able to handle contacts.
You get used to it. I LOVE contacts, but I'd rather have the laser/lasik surgery and be done with both.
LeNeve Wrote:Sarah Silverman talks about shitting, and farting and stuff, I wish she wouldn't because I think she's hot.
I agree with you. I wish she wouldn't b/c Her and Natalie Portman are the hottest Jewish chicks out there IMHO.
Poopin with the homies...
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