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beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:I'm only 7 weeks. There is no reason I can't throw down now. I might puke on you, but suck it up buttercup. I wrestle with Jim all of the time. He will tell that I am one tough bitch.

My ex from 4 years ago was 5'10, 140lbs and worked out every day for hours. One day she thought she'd try to be a man and came at me swinging. She woke up 20 minutes later and I never even swung. A few weeks later she also lost her place to live.
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:
Pete Nice Wrote:
beckster Wrote:She wanted to, though.


And she probably would have failed at it.

Somehow, I highly doubt that. She's always been damn tough and she loved the whole scene. Had she stay active, she would have moved up the ranks damn quick.

Could she pick me up with 100 pounds of gear on and carry me a 1/4 mile in the middle of a firefight? Put away all your feminist, we can do anything you can do, bullshit and answer that honestly.

If she can't, she shouldn't be in the Infantry.
Joe Wrote:
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:I'm only 7 weeks. There is no reason I can't throw down now. I might puke on you, but suck it up buttercup. I wrestle with Jim all of the time. He will tell that I am one tough bitch.

My ex from 4 years ago was 5'10, 140lbs and worked out every day for hours. One day she thought she'd try to be a man and came at me swinging. She woke up 20 minutes later and I never even swung. A few weeks later she also lost her place to live.


When are women going to realize that when they wrestle with their man, he is not even giving 50% and in most cases is letting her get to the best of him in order to let her feel better?
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:
Joe Wrote:
beckster Wrote:
Joe Wrote:Lets put a rest to this whole male vs female thing. I'm an out of shape computer guy. I could beat her ass. Case closed.

Says who? I'll knock your ass into next week.

Sure now that you're pregnant.... I've never lost a fight.

I'm only 7 weeks. There is no reason I can't throw down now. I might puke on you, but suck it up buttercup. I wrestle with Jim all of the time. He will tell that I am one tough bitch.
You're pregnant? Congratulations!! I would make a tatertot joke but in sure it's already been beaten to death. (the jokes, not the kid)
i bleed green Wrote:You're pregnant? Congratulations!! I would make a tatertot joke but in sure it's already been beaten to death. (the jokes, not the kid)

It's either that or she's been hitting the pie too hard.
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