Dudebro Nation

So I am researching and preparing to get my Canadian citizenship.

Here is what I will need to do direct from the Canadian government website:

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Like I said, you don't have to renounce any previous citizenships.

Here is everything I need to learn about Canada to pass the test to be a citizen:

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Before you know it, I will be a proud Canadian.

MattInMinnesota Wrote:

Chip Wrote:Are you with Mitt?

Couldn't be any worse... Current pres hasn't done anything for me!

:whomo:

In fact, my personal situation has worsened as a result of the current president.

Canadian Pete

I like it

Pete Nice Wrote:

Chip Wrote:Are you with Mitt?

Over Obama, yes. I just wish there was more and better options.

^this^

LeNeve Wrote:anyone ever been in a zoot suit riot? seems kind of scary.

That's why you're going to want to throw back a bottle of beer...

Or, maybe you shouldn't for a while. Kinda lay low.

LeNeve Wrote:Canadian Pete

I like it

Is that anything like Cuban Pete?

I also researched Russian Citizenship. It is much harder. Longer timeframes. Also, the bastards make you know Russian!!!! But there is no test. But I hear in Russia, if you give some loot to the right people, you can get it no problem. I jsut need to find out who those people are.

JDubb Wrote:

Pete Nice Wrote:

Chip Wrote:Are you with Mitt?

Over Obama, yes. I just wish there was more and better options.

^this^

I'm voting for who ever the 3rd person is.
If I have to write one in, I'll write in Scrotum Mcboogerballs.

Pete Nice Wrote:I also researched Russian Citizenship. It is much harder. Longer timeframes. Also, the bastards make you know Russian!!!! But there is no test. But I hear in Russia, if you give some loot to the right people, you can get it no problem. I jsut need to find out who those people are.

Believe it or not, I'm one of those people.
I'll send you the certificate in the mail in a couple weeks.

Chip Wrote:

Pete Nice Wrote:I also researched Russian Citizenship. It is much harder. Longer timeframes. Also, the bastards make you know Russian!!!! But there is no test. But I hear in Russia, if you give some loot to the right people, you can get it no problem. I jsut need to find out who those people are.

Believe it or not, I'm one of those people.
I'll send you the certificate in the mail in a couple weeks.

Sounds legit.

Chip Wrote:

Pete Nice Wrote:I also researched Russian Citizenship. It is much harder. Longer timeframes. Also, the bastards make you know Russian!!!! But there is no test. But I hear in Russia, if you give some loot to the right people, you can get it no problem. I jsut need to find out who those people are.

Believe it or not, I'm one of those people.
I'll send you the certificate in the mail in a couple weeks.

Chip Petrovov

nyet

Chip Wrote:

LeNeve Wrote:anyone ever been in a zoot suit riot? seems kind of scary.

That's why you're going to want to throw back a bottle of beer...

Or, maybe you shouldn't for a while. Kinda lay low.

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: ad:

Shoe and Shoe Lace was my favorite cartoon growing up.
So you know I'm really russian.

Who let the angry republicans in?

So apparently it is easy to get citizenship in New Zealand. Basically all you have to do is tell them you have a job there and they give it to you.

Also the word is it is easy to get it in South Africa, Australia and Georgia (not the state).

People are saying it is easy in GCC countries (UAE, Oman, Qatar, Bahrain, Kuwait, etc.), but who the hell wants to be tied to one of those countries?

There appears to be some Highly Skilled Migrant Program that is all the rage in getting citizenship in the UK and Canada.