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Joe Wrote:I don't know if I have ever dated a band chick... I don't even know if my school had a band

My sisters were in band, but they never went to any band camp.
Nussie_T Wrote:Which one of us is pregnant now? Maybe you are pregnant...

Both
Good show today
Joe Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:
Joe Wrote:I don't know if I have ever dated a band chick... I don't even know if my school had a band

I dated a chick that loved Lars Ulrich, and she played drums in a shitty garage band. She had huge cans for an 8th grader. I don't remember her name. I wonder what she does now. She only went out with me, because I had a rare garage days cassete of Metallica.

Did she wear combat boots and hang out in cemeteries at night?

yes to the boots. I don't know about the cemetary. Most likely she did. She had a lot of candles too. Not the girly smell good ones either. I was scared to cuff her so she dumped me. I stuck a finger in her and she went all wiggly, and demonish. IT was weird. I was only 14 maybe.
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:
Joe Wrote:I don't know if I have ever dated a band chick... I don't even know if my school had a band

My sisters were in band, but they never went to any band camp.

My sister was in band, she went to band camp and played the flute. I was in orchestra and jazz band. I played clarinet & saxophone.
Joe Wrote:Good show today

yes it was.
LeNeve Wrote:
Joe Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:
Joe Wrote:I don't know if I have ever dated a band chick... I don't even know if my school had a band

I dated a chick that loved Lars Ulrich, and she played drums in a shitty garage band. She had huge cans for an 8th grader. I don't remember her name. I wonder what she does now. She only went out with me, because I had a rare garage days cassete of Metallica.

Did she wear combat boots and hang out in cemeteries at night?

yes to the boots. I don't know about the cemetary. Most likely she did. She had a lot of candles too. Not the girly smell good ones either. I was scared to cuff her so she dumped me. I stuck a finger in her and she went all wiggly, and demonish. IT was weird. I was only 14 maybe.

Oh yeah... Went down that road too. THose girls were all pregnant before I graduated.
Nussie_T Wrote:
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:
Joe Wrote:I don't know if I have ever dated a band chick... I don't even know if my school had a band

My sisters were in band, but they never went to any band camp.

My sister was in band, she went to band camp and played the flute. I was in orchestra and jazz band. I played clarinet & saxophone.

Did any of those instruments end up in any pussies?
I want to buy an airplane before I turn 40. A small one. nothing fancy. Looks like you can get a decent plane for 50,000-75,000 bucks.
Pete Nice Wrote:
Nussie_T Wrote:
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:
Joe Wrote:I don't know if I have ever dated a band chick... I don't even know if my school had a band

My sisters were in band, but they never went to any band camp.

My sister was in band, she went to band camp and played the flute. I was in orchestra and jazz band. I played clarinet & saxophone.

Did any of those instruments end up in any pussies?

I don't know about my sister and I don't want to know. My instruments never went up my pussy.
LeNeve Wrote:I want to buy an airplane before I turn 40. A small one. nothing fancy. Looks like you can get a decent plane for 50,000-75,000 bucks.
[Image: ultralight_aircraft_nepal.jpg]
some dorky looking guy is out back looking at my camaro.
Nussie_T Wrote:
Pete Nice Wrote:
Nussie_T Wrote:
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:My sisters were in band, but they never went to any band camp.

My sister was in band, she went to band camp and played the flute. I was in orchestra and jazz band. I played clarinet & saxophone.

Did any of those instruments end up in any pussies?

I don't know about my sister and I don't want to know. My instruments never went up my pussy.

Confusedad: Confusedad:
Pete Nice Wrote:I don't know about my sister and I don't want to know. My instruments never went up my pussy.

Confusedad: Confusedad:[/quote]

You've ever seen a sax or clarinet... the keys on that shit would make it hurt.
i'm still not hungry
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