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beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:Jim was mad at me for buying the paper to look at all the big sales. He said I could just look at my parents' paper. UGH! I always carry the ads with me when I am out in that madness, so I have something to read! He gets all pissy shopping for stuff. I was glad I was by myself this year, I could move faster and get only what I needed. I also kept to my budget without him buying extra crap we don't need.

The only time JIm and I go shopping together is when we are making a big purchase. We picked out the couch together and some of the stuff for our house otherwise I go alone.
Chip Wrote:
Brian in NY Wrote:
Chip Wrote:
JDubb Wrote:Time for lunch.

I ate a couple hours ago.
5 Guys burger. :happy:
Your body must hate you.

I don't care what my body thinks.
That shit is good.

I am leading to believe you have a gunt of some sort. With all the booze you drink and the food you eat...
Joe Wrote:
beckster Wrote:The guys I work with are going to get a platter of baked goodies from me as my gift to them all.

PIES! :happy:

NO!!! Cookies and brownies!
Chip Wrote:I had to switch over to Liquid Metal.
A Clutch song I've never heard came on, called Willie Nelson.

Willie Nelson got busted for pot... again.
Nussie_T Wrote:
Chip Wrote:
Brian in NY Wrote:
Chip Wrote:I ate a couple hours ago.
5 Guys burger. :happy:
Your body must hate you.

I don't care what my body thinks.
That shit is good.

I am leading to believe you have a gunt of some sort. With all the booze you drink and the food you eat...
Confusedhock: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Covino smokes his spank bank.
Nussie_T Wrote:
Chip Wrote:
Brian in NY Wrote:
Chip Wrote:I ate a couple hours ago.
5 Guys burger. :happy:
Your body must hate you.

I don't care what my body thinks.
That shit is good.

I am leading to believe you have a gunt of some sort. With all the booze you drink and the food you eat...

I'm fighting it.
In the last few months I've balooned up to 215ish.
I'm 6' and usually between 200 and 210.
I blame moving. I haven't really been working out in that time.
LeNeve Wrote:
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:
Pete Nice Wrote:I am a big fan of sex with Emily, I would love to stick it in that freak, but mutual masturbation seems dumb to me. I mean, you are sitting looking at each other while masturbating? There is a vagina, anus, mouth and boobs a few feet away that would all be more fun to assist in bringing about orgasm than doing it myself while she watches.

yes. what a horrible idea.

Which is hotter? A guy tugged it or a chick rubbing it?

Why would that even be a question. OR is it one of those rhetorical questions. bean flicking for the win.

It's rhetorical... No one wants to see that. It's when you are at your most awkward.
So, I bought a new bed from Macy's on Saturday.
I can't get it delivered until the 22nd. Wtf
They said it won't even be made until the 20th.
Is that normal?
The effing moan is almost as anoying as glistening cakes.
JDubb Wrote:
Joe Wrote:
beckster Wrote:The guys I work with are going to get a platter of baked goodies from me as my gift to them all.

PIES! :happy:
Too obvious... :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

:finger:
Joe Wrote:
beckster Wrote:Which is hotter? A guy tugged it or a chick rubbing it?

Seriously as a female have you ever seen a guy tugging it and thought anything else other than how awkward it looks?

Guys look awkward... Funny.. semi-retarded doing that. Not hot at all.
If you get upset about the order of these lists,
You might need to get out more.
Chip Wrote:If you get upset about the order of these lists,
You might need to get out more.
Agreed
Everyone just reached over to turn their volumes down.
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