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NussieT Wrote:
Chip Wrote:
NussieT Wrote:Thanks for the birthday wishes!!!!

Chip if you mean extra chaos does that mean... getting blood taken for a physical so I can get life insurance, my stitches taken out, walk the inlaws dog twice, take my son to swimming lessons and then go into the city to see my father in law who had surgery yesterday then yes extra chaotic.

Well that all seems pretty well planned out.
As soon as one thing goes wrong, screws everything else up, and makes everyone start fighting, that's when the chaos sets in.

Oh something will go wrong in between it always does. Although I had a terrible Tuesday last week so maybe this one will be good

This is my prediction
while you are at the doctor, some senile old man will pull his pants down. Your son will run over and kick him in the balls, then push his sister down. So you have an old man crying, a little girl crying, and you still haven't gotten your stitches out.

When you are walking the dogs, a wolf or moose will run out of the forest and chase the dogs away. Then you will spend the remainder of the day tracking down the dogs.

Then when you get home your husband will be mad at you fro forgetting to get him some mike and ikes, and he will peel out of your driveway, and drive all over your neighbors grass.
Hondo Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:at first glance I thought she was wearing swastikas, I notice now that she isn't, and I liked it better when I thoguht they were swastikas. :?


Same here. :?

I gotta go catch a plane to London. I'll try and check in while I'm gone. You buffoons have a good week!

Traveling for work or on vacation?
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:Some guy in Kalamazoo has one bachelor's degree, two associate's degrees, 22 master's degrees, three specialist degrees and one doctoral degree and is still aiming to get more.

I want to go to Kalamazoo, so I can go to the Bell's Brewery.
Vacation. My brother is doing a seminar at Cambridge and I figured...what the hell. Might as well go hang out with him and create havoc in England and France.
Hondo Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:at first glance I thought she was wearing swastikas, I notice now that she isn't, and I liked it better when I thoguht they were swastikas. :?


Same here. :?

I gotta go catch a plane to London. I'll try and check in while I'm gone. You buffoons have a good week!

You too! Have fun!
Hondo Wrote:Vacation. My brother is doing a seminar at Cambridge and I figured...what the hell. Might as well go hang out with him and create havoc in England and France.

Oh ok. If it was work I was planning on flooding you with applications.
Chip Wrote:
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:Some guy in Kalamazoo has one bachelor's degree, two associate's degrees, 22 master's degrees, three specialist degrees and one doctoral degree and is still aiming to get more.

I want to go to Kalamazoo, so I can go to the Bell's Brewery.

:high5: Me too! That's good stuff.
LeNeve Wrote:This is my prediction
while you are at the doctor, some senile old man will pull his pants down. Your son will run over and kick him in the balls, then push his sister down. So you have an old man crying, a little girl crying, and you still haven't gotten your stitches out.

When you are walking the dogs, a wolf or moose will run out of the forest and chase the dogs away. Then you will spend the remainder of the day tracking down the dogs.

Then when you get home your husband will be mad at you fro forgetting to get him some mike and ikes, and he will peel out of your driveway, and drive all over your neighbors grass.

Wrong... My kids are well behaved in public or I'd beat their ass. I've never seen a wolf in town and I have never seen a moose close to town ever, even if it did I wouldn't spend the day looking for the damn dog... she's gone... good riddance... Jim doesn't eat candy so he won't be mad at me for that but will be mad because there is no juice in the house.... and the neighbor who bitches about people driving on his grass is in the backlane and he'll park on the street in front of our house.
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:Some guy in Kalamazoo has one bachelor's degree, two associate's degrees, 22 master's degrees, three specialist degrees and one doctoral degree and is still aiming to get more.
its the only way to get out of paying back your student loans. just stay a student until you die
Joe Wrote:
Chip Wrote:
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:Some guy in Kalamazoo has one bachelor's degree, two associate's degrees, 22 master's degrees, three specialist degrees and one doctoral degree and is still aiming to get more.

I want to go to Kalamazoo, so I can go to the Bell's Brewery.

:high5: Me too! That's good stuff.

I've been looking around on their website, I really want a hoodie.
Chip Wrote:
Joe Wrote:
Chip Wrote:
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:Some guy in Kalamazoo has one bachelor's degree, two associate's degrees, 22 master's degrees, three specialist degrees and one doctoral degree and is still aiming to get more.

I want to go to Kalamazoo, so I can go to the Bell's Brewery.

:high5: Me too! That's good stuff.

I've been looking around on their website, I really want a hoodie.

You'll get shot.
Joe Wrote:
Chip Wrote:I've been looking around on their website, I really want a hoodie.

You'll get shot.
In Michigan, aren't your chances of getting shot equally good, with or without the hoodie?
Joe Wrote:
Chip Wrote:
Joe Wrote:
Chip Wrote:I want to go to Kalamazoo, so I can go to the Bell's Brewery.

:high5: Me too! That's good stuff.

I've been looking around on their website, I really want a hoodie.

You'll get shot.

I don't wear the hood up and pulled down over my face.
And I don't attack dumb neighborhood watch people who carry guns
Chip Wrote:
Joe Wrote:
Chip Wrote:
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:Some guy in Kalamazoo has one bachelor's degree, two associate's degrees, 22 master's degrees, three specialist degrees and one doctoral degree and is still aiming to get more.

I want to go to Kalamazoo, so I can go to the Bell's Brewery.

:high5: Me too! That's good stuff.

I've been looking around on their website, I really want a hoodie.
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