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LeNeve Wrote:when I was about 12, I went on a day long white water rafting expedition with my family, and other strangers. 8 people in the raft maybe, plus the rafting expert guy. We stopped mid day and had lunch. I drank like 4 mt dews.

So we get done, and continue on this rafting journey. Clouds covered the sun, it got cold, cold ass colorado river water splashing all over. It wasn't long before I had to piss bad. Really bad. I didn't know the procedure for having to take a bathroom break, and was too embarrased to ask.

I was hoping someone else would need to go, and ask to stop I guess. I mean we are bouncing through rapids and shit. fucking torture. I finally decided to just piss myself in the raft. had a swimming suit on, and everything was all wet anyway, seemed like the best call at the time.

So this yellow piss is streaming down my leg and collecting in a puddle in the raft. I look across the raft, and some older lady I didn't know, was staring at me, all horrified, and disgusted. I ruined her white water rafting trip. :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

I've never been rafting since.

I went white water rafting on the Colorado River once. IT was really cool. You would go down some bad ass rapids, then you would float for a while and people would jump in and swim and shit. There was a railroad track up along the river to the left side, and at one point the guide told us that we were driving over a train that had derailed around the bend we had just gone through and was in the river below us. The river is in a canyon, and atone point the guide told us to look up and some rich dude had built a house like 800 feet up in the side of the cliff with a balcony and shit, he had to take an elevator down to get in it.

That was a fun day. It was out by Aspen somewhere.
JDubb Wrote:
Joe Wrote:
JDubb Wrote:Fiona Apple was fantastic...

Only cause she was dirty hot
And I liked her music.

This is not the first time anyone has ever questioned your taste.
Pete Nice Wrote:By any pool, there is a bathroom, close too.

At the ocean, there is not always a bathroom. So if you are at the beach all day, you gotta dip into the waves and let loose.

I was up at Sleeping Bear Dunes and we decided to go on this 2 mile hike across the sand to Lake Michigan.. I had to go pretty bad by the time we reached the shore and there was nothing around, not even a tree to hide behind.
Joe Wrote:Uh oh...

The following information is directly from the National Weather Service:

Issued at: 1:30 PM EDT 6/1/12, expires at: 9:00 PM EDT 6/1/12

Tornado watch 332 is in effect until 900 pm edt for the following locations Pa ., Pennsylvania Counties Included Are:
Adams, Bedford, Blair, Cambria, Cumberland, Fayette, Franklin, Fulton, Huntingdon, Juniata, Mifflin, Perry, Somerset, Westmoreland.

Get More Weather From WGAL.com

Remember to duck and cover.
JDubb Wrote:Fiona Apple was fantastic...

Meh..... :roll:
Joe Wrote:
JDubb Wrote:
Joe Wrote:
JDubb Wrote:Fiona Apple was fantastic...

Only cause she was dirty hot
And I liked her music.

This is not the first time anyone has ever questioned your taste.
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
LeNeve Wrote:when I was about 12, I went on a day long white water rafting expedition with my family, and other strangers. 8 people in the raft maybe, plus the rafting expert guy. We stopped mid day and had lunch. I drank like 4 mt dews.

So we get done, and continue on this rafting journey. Clouds covered the sun, it got cold, cold ass colorado river water splashing all over. It wasn't long before I had to piss bad. Really bad. I didn't know the procedure for having to take a bathroom break, and was too embarrased to ask.

I was hoping someone else would need to go, and ask to stop I guess. I mean we are bouncing through rapids and shit. fucking torture. I finally decided to just piss myself in the raft. had a swimming suit on, and everything was all wet anyway, seemed like the best call at the time.

So this yellow piss is streaming down my leg and collecting in a puddle in the raft. I look across the raft, and some older lady I didn't know, was staring at me, all horrified, and disgusted. I ruined her white water rafting trip. :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

I've never been rafting since.

Confusedhock: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Someone somewhere is telling a tale about some punk who peed in her raft...
No one mentioned No Doubt
Joe Wrote:No one mentioned No Doubt
That's a good thing.
They're talking about the best chick rock from the 90's, and Rich doesn't understand why Covino keeps talking about rock radio?
Joe Wrote:
Pete Nice Wrote:
Joe Wrote:Uh oh...

The following information is directly from the National Weather Service:

Issued at: 1:30 PM EDT 6/1/12, expires at: 9:00 PM EDT 6/1/12

Tornado watch 332 is in effect until 900 pm edt for the following locations Pa ., Pennsylvania Counties Included Are:
Adams, Bedford, Blair, Cambria, Cumberland, Fayette, Franklin, Fulton, Huntingdon, Juniata, Mifflin, Perry, Somerset, Westmoreland.

Get More Weather From WGAL.com

I am in Blair now and have to drive through Blair and Westmoreland to get home in about 2 hours.

When I was younger I always wanted to be in Blair, but I only ever got Natalie type chicks.
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This group kicked ass.

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Brian Wrote:
Joe Wrote:No one mentioned No Doubt
That's a good thing.

Before she went all pop Gwen kicked ass in concert.
Joe Wrote:This group kicked ass.

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And Hot!
That caller was an ar-tard.
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