Dudebro Nation

beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:

Pete Nice Wrote:What do you call a woman with one brain cell? Pregnant.

What is the smartest thing to ever to come out of a woman's mouth? Albert Einstein's cock


:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

How many men does it take to change a light bulb?

10, one do change the light bulb and 9 to pat him on the back for a job well done and break out the beer to celebrate .

Correct.

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That cats shits all retarded

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Joe Wrote:

beckster Wrote:Facebook can eat a bowl of dick if they don't go back to where they didn't suck.

Old people who don't like change....

It's not that. It's that Jim and I share many of the same friends. He'll say to me, "did you so so-and-so's post?"... I'll look but it won't show up on my newsfeed at all. I'm beginning to just be annoyed by it all. I've missed out on stuff because of it. I have my newsfeed set to most recent, but that is not helping. Plus, people that I blocked from my feed are back and post-whoring away. It's fucking annoying and I don't have time to visit every single person's profile to see what they have going on.

Not only did 2 people email me from Comcast, but now they are calling me.

Joe Wrote:Here's a good read for Beckster.

http://blogs.babycenter.com/mom_stories/...id=bcToday

ad: FML

Pete Nice Wrote:

beckster Wrote:

Pete Nice Wrote:What do you call a woman with one brain cell? Pregnant.

What is the smartest thing to ever to come out of a woman's mouth? Albert Einstein's cock


:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

How many men does it take to change a light bulb?

10, one do change the light bulb and 9 to pat him on the back for a job well done and break out the beer to celebrate .

A guy called into the show and told those two jokes.

Figures....

Joe Wrote:Not only did 2 people email me from Comcast, but now they are calling me.

make them sweat. :wink:

Pete Nice Wrote:Chip has been doing experiments in his spare time again....

And I've finally found a use for a cat.
Stuff it and turn it into a remote control helicopter.

beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:

Joe Wrote:

beckster Wrote:Facebook can eat a bowl of dick if they don't go back to where they didn't suck.

Old people who don't like change....

It's not that. It's that Jim and I share many of the same friends. He'll say to me, "did you so so-and-so's post?"... I'll look but it won't show up on my newsfeed at all. I'm beginning to just be annoyed by it all. I've missed out on stuff because of it. I have my newsfeed set to most recent, but that is not helping. Plus, people that I blocked from my feed are back and post-whoring away. It's fucking annoying and I don't have time to visit every single person's profile to see what they have going on.

Im with you. Mines been like that since they first made the change last year. I kind of gave up on it. Ill check it once a day, and whoever pops up is all ill read.



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Joe Wrote:

this happened in the Bronx NY last week, saw it on the news. The guy went to punch out the other guy but someone yelled that a subway was coming & the woman was knocked unconscious, so he saved her life & the guy that pushed the woman got away.

beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:

Joe Wrote:

beckster Wrote:Facebook can eat a bowl of dick if they don't go back to where they didn't suck.

Old people who don't like change....

It's not that. It's that Jim and I share many of the same friends. He'll say to me, "did you so so-and-so's post?"... I'll look but it won't show up on my newsfeed at all. I'm beginning to just be annoyed by it all. I've missed out on stuff because of it. I have my newsfeed set to most recent, but that is not helping. Plus, people that I blocked from my feed are back and post-whoring away. It's fucking annoying and I don't have time to visit every single person's profile to see what they have going on.

beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:

Joe Wrote:Here's a good read for Beckster.

http://blogs.babycenter.com/mom_stories/...id=bcToday

ad: FML

And if you put it on facebook that pieces of babies remain in you, nobody will even see it. Double suck.

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beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:

Joe Wrote:Not only did 2 people email me from Comcast, but now they are calling me.

make them sweat. :wink:

They wanted to hook me up with a deal for like a year. I told em that I'll think about it. I kind of already scheduled Dish to come out and install

I feel like sending everyone I know an email, with the subject as "appology".

Then just put.

"I'm sorry for party rockin"

I can't find my spinny metal cutting disc thingy.