Dudebro Nation

I had a cavity that got fixed, filled, whatever they do, when I was 17. It's been bugging me lately. I have dental insurance, but can't bring myself to make the appointment. hate the dentist. and actually, when I had that cavity worked on, that was the last time I ever went to the dentist.

I was reading about this different insurance we might get, and they require you to go to the dentist 2 times a year, and get a complete physical once a year. No cost to me.

LeNeve Wrote:My wife says the new mechanic here gets a 5th of jack daniels everyday. Is that alot to drink daily? I have no idea what that might equal in beer.

Hell yeah that's a lot.
I can drink a lot.
And if I drink a fifth of whiskey, I'm retarded.

LeNeve Wrote:My wife says the new mechanic here gets a 5th of jack daniels everyday. Is that alot to drink daily? I have no idea what that might equal in beer.

Why does your wife nknow so much about this new guy. Is his name Chad?

Chip Wrote:

LeNeve Wrote:My wife says the new mechanic here gets a 5th of jack daniels everyday. Is that alot to drink daily? I have no idea what that might equal in beer.

Hell yeah that's a lot.
I can drink a lot.
And if I drink a fifth of whiskey, I'm retarded.

maybe he shares it with someone.

Joe Wrote:

LeNeve Wrote:My wife says the new mechanic here gets a 5th of jack daniels everyday. Is that alot to drink daily? I have no idea what that might equal in beer.

Why does your wife nknow so much about this new guy. Is his name Chad?

Corey.

Brian Wrote:

Joe Wrote:

LeNeve Wrote:My wife says the new mechanic here gets a 5th of jack daniels everyday. Is that alot to drink daily? I have no idea what that might equal in beer.

Why does your wife nknow so much about this new guy. Is his name Chad?

Corey.

:high5:

LeNeve Wrote:

Chip Wrote:

LeNeve Wrote:My wife says the new mechanic here gets a 5th of jack daniels everyday. Is that alot to drink daily? I have no idea what that might equal in beer.

Hell yeah that's a lot.
I can drink a lot.
And if I drink a fifth of whiskey, I'm retarded.

maybe he shares it with someone.

When me and my friend split a fifth, we still get pretty drunk.
But whiskey gets me a different kind of drunk then beer does.
I can control myself better on beer.
That's why I don't drink whiskey when I'm out at a bar, only at a house.

SO I have already stopped at the liquor store this morning and spent almost $60. Is that so bad?

Brian Wrote:

Joe Wrote:

LeNeve Wrote:My wife says the new mechanic here gets a 5th of jack daniels everyday. Is that alot to drink daily? I have no idea what that might equal in beer.

Why does your wife nknow so much about this new guy. Is his name Chad?

Corey.

Oleg

Brian Wrote:

LeNeve Wrote:My wife says the new mechanic here gets a 5th of jack daniels everyday. Is that alot to drink daily? I have no idea what that might equal in beer.

A 5th is 25.6 ounces, so 17 one and a half ounce shots.

about 17 beers? damn.

Joe Wrote:

LeNeve Wrote:My wife says the new mechanic here gets a 5th of jack daniels everyday. Is that alot to drink daily? I have no idea what that might equal in beer.

Why does your wife nknow so much about this new guy. Is his name Chad?

she works at the liqour store. :duh:

I know alot about some of the "respectable" people of town.

So tomorrow is my friend Andrei's birthday, so I got him a glass AK47 filled with top notch Armenian Brandy.

We are going to parties tonight and tomorrow, so at the liquor store in Brighton Beach, they have flavored whipped cream with grain alcohol in it, 19%. Let's see what kind of deviousness I get out of the ladies with of that can this weekend.....Strawberry I think.

Pete Nice Wrote:SO I have already stopped at the liquor store this morning and spent almost $60. Is that so bad?

I'm assuming you bought liquor.
If it was $60 on one or two bottles, hell no.
If it was $60 on any more then 3, hell yes it's bad.

Hey, guess what? :happy: :happy: It's FRIDAY BITCHES!!!! :happy: :happy:

glass guns filled with alcohol are bad ass. I just saw one for the first time last sunday. Never knew they existed before that.

I need to get to work....