08-06-2011, 12:26 AM
Derick Wrote:my boss asked me to help his wife with her stats homework. i see extra paid days off in my future
Just try not to get rapey.
sent from a tornado
Derick Wrote:my boss asked me to help his wife with her stats homework. i see extra paid days off in my future
Pete Nice Wrote:So tomorrow is my friend Andrei's birthday, so I got him a glass AK47 filled with top notch Armenian Brandy.
We are going to parties tonight and tomorrow, so at the liquor store in Brighton Beach, they have flavored whipped cream with grain alcohol in it, 19%. Let's see what kind of deviousness I get out of the ladies with of that can this weekend.....Strawberry I think.
Pete Nice Wrote:How does a person get "goodwill work". I would love to have my out of warranty car fixed for free. I have a Saturn in storage that needs a transmission.
LeNeve Wrote:Some old lady dropped her wallet under her seat yesterday, and she came down here to have someone get it out for her. Took a couple minutes, happy to do it, no problem. She just brought us all home made muffins. sweet.
Pete Nice Wrote:Chip could just end the jokes himself by getting himself a nussie.....
LeNeve Wrote:My ex horse has a little baby cow living with her now.
Texas Fan Wrote:New addition to DBN has arrived. Austin James Bartley was born at 12:08pm weighing 7.3lbs 19 inches long.
Sent from Amy Whinehouse's crack pipe.
Pete Nice Wrote:I think I am done with the Chip is gay jokes. I never made any Brampton and Beckster unemployment jokes and shied away from the Chip is gay jokes for a long time, but got sucked in by peer pressure. I think I will t sit back and laugh at other people's jokes now, unless it is an absolutely doozy that I can throw out there.
Derick Wrote:beckster -- sorry about the computer, should have gotten a mac
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:Yep. I still go out there sometimes, hang, and help out though.LeNeve Wrote:My ex horse has a little baby cow living with her now.
So, you did give your horsey up?
NussieT Wrote:Pete Nice Wrote:Chip could just end the jokes himself by getting himself a nussie.....
How do you know that he doesn't have one. He is the keep to himself type of person.