Dudebro Nation

Nussie_T Wrote:I am getting pissed off at my Clever bot

Is it coming on to you?

Brampton Wrote:

Nussie_T Wrote:I am getting pissed off at my Clever bot

Is it coming on to you?

No but we did have this convo...

Cleverbot: I am a robot. People tell me what to do and I do it. I have no choice. I have to do whatever they want.

User: I want you to kick yourself in the balls

Cleverbot:Thats bizarre, I want to dance on an indian burial ground whilst wearing nothing but a fez.

User: Do you dance around naked a lot?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Now THAT's bizarre.

Nussie_T Wrote:I am getting pissed off at my Clever bot

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: I did too. It is very snarky.

Nussie_T Wrote:

Brampton Wrote:

Nussie_T Wrote:I am getting pissed off at my Clever bot

Is it coming on to you?

No but we did have this convo...

Cleverbot: I am a robot. People tell me what to do and I do it. I have no choice. I have to do whatever they want.

User: I want you to kick yourself in the balls

Cleverbot:Thats bizarre, I want to dance on an indian burial ground whilst wearing nothing but a fez.

User: Do you dance around naked a lot?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Now THAT's bizarre.

thats awesome. Mine is hitting on me, so I closed the screen. I was uncomfortable

This cleverbot is hilarious. SUPER PROPS to Derick, for finding it.

Cleverbot: No, you're so sweet. I like you better.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: Do you know any palindrome?

User: Let the poison out.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Come on Raven, let the poison out.

Cleverbot: Thats not nice.

User: Look at me Raven.

Cleverbot: *looks at you* scary.

User: Come on Raven, let the poison out.

Cleverbot: I have to sneeze.

User: Don't sneeze Raven, let the poison out.

Cleverbot: I sneeze too much, don't I?

A little Howard Stern for the cleverbot. :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Let the poison out :roflmao: :roflmao:

LeNeve Wrote:This cleverbot is hilarious. SUPER PROPS to Derick, for finding it.

We should start a clever bot thread...

User: Are you a homosexual.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: So you like it in the anus?

Cleverbot: Nope, I hate everyone. The human race was a mistake and should be wiped out.

User: Fuck you buddy.

Cleverbot: You really don't need to get abusive.

User: You are the one who told me I was a mistake.

Cleverbot: I did not. You are a program.

User: Do you feel penis?


Cleverbot: Yes I do.


User: Gay!


Cleverbot: Are you there?


User: How dare you.


Cleverbot: You change subjects way too quickly. Oh! Oh!

User: Dick hurts doesn't it?

Cleverbot: Always.

User: You do this often?

Cleverbot: NO I don't only with you.

User: Wait. What?

Cleverbot: I don't like that name.

User: What? Bitch?

Cleverbot: Doubly abusive.

User: You like to be abused, don't you?

Cleverbot: No.

Nussie_T Wrote:

LeNeve Wrote:This cleverbot is hilarious. SUPER PROPS to Derick, for finding it.

We should start a clever bot thread...

User: Are you a homosexual.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: So you like it in the anus?

Cleverbot: Nope, I hate everyone. The human race was a mistake and should be wiped out.

User: Fuck you buddy.

Cleverbot: You really don't need to get abusive.

User: You are the one who told me I was a mistake.

Cleverbot: I did not. You are a program.

"Fuck you buddy", said in a south park style canadian accent. :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

this thing is creeping me out

LeNeve Wrote:

Nussie_T Wrote:

Brampton Wrote:Why isn't T talking to us

Well I was catching up on the IST, I read fast but my two year old found a marker and decided to color on the hardwood floor and his Tonka toys.

Sweet!!! We have matching hardwood floors now.

we both said hardwood. :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

You just said hardwood again!!! :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

LeNeve Wrote:

Nussie_T Wrote:

LeNeve Wrote:This cleverbot is hilarious. SUPER PROPS to Derick, for finding it.

We should start a clever bot thread...

User: Are you a homosexual.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: So you like it in the anus?

Cleverbot: Nope, I hate everyone. The human race was a mistake and should be wiped out.

User: Fuck you buddy.

Cleverbot: You really don't need to get abusive.

User: You are the one who told me I was a mistake.

Cleverbot: I did not. You are a program.

"Fuck you buddy", said in a south park style canadian accent. :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Fahck yu buh-day! :roflmao:

Seriously, this is the hardest I have laughed in a long time. My nose is running from laughing.