Dudebro Nation

Chip Wrote:I got busy playing the original Metroid on my computer and burned my chicken.

this sounds strangely like a metaphor for something else

Derick Wrote:

Chip Wrote:I got busy playing the original Metroid on my computer and burned my chicken.

this sounds strangely like a metaphor for something else

My pinata is killing me.

Samus Aran was hot.

Joe Wrote:My garage is a horrible wreck. I's half the size of my house and I can barely walk through it. As soon as Spring decides to show up I'm cleaning it out which includes throwing all the ex's shit out since she never has time to come back and get it.

You still have some of her crap? That should have been tossed a long time ago.

beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:

Joe Wrote:My garage is a horrible wreck. I's half the size of my house and I can barely walk through it. As soon as Spring decides to show up I'm cleaning it out which includes throwing all the ex's shit out since she never has time to come back and get it.

You still have some of her crap? That should have been tossed a long time ago.

Yeah, one of which is a big electric organ that used to be her grandmother's. Once the weather clears up I'm going to give her one day that she can pick it up or I'm trashing it all. (Actually I might sell it all)

1. Who was your first prom date? Don't remember her name. She was a Junior, I was a freshman.

2. Do you still talk to your first love? No

3. What was your first Job? on a ranch in Colorado

4. What was your first car? 1965 ford f-100

5. Who was the first person you sent a text to today? no one

6. Who was the first person you thought of today? the chick in the shampoo commercial

7. Who was your first grade teacher? Mrs. Veech

8. Where did you go on your first plane ride? Denver CO.

9. Who was your first best friend and do you still talk? Jimmy, not lately.

10. Where was your first sleepover? Jimmy's house. his parents ran a motel.

11. Who was the first person you talked to today? My little girl

12. Whose wedding were you in the first time? MY Mom's

13. What was the first thing you did this morning? pissed

14. What was the first concert your ever went to? teenage mutant ninja turtles

15. First Tattoo? SMP on my ankle. it's a skater thing from the 90s

16. First piercing? ear

17. First foreign country you went to? Texas

18. First movie you remember seeing? An American Tale. and I cried.

19. When was your first detention? 6th grade

20. What was the first state you lived in? Kansas

21. Who was your first roommate? some chick from mexico

22. If you had one wish? money

23. What is something you would like to learn if you had a chance? Piano

24. Who do you think will be the next person to post this? Jesus

Chip Wrote:When I was making my lunches for this week, I got busy playing the original Metroid on my computer and burned my chicken.

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I was just thinking of metroid when I was answering those questions Pete posted, because I bought a gameboy and metroid with the money from my first job.

Joe Wrote:

beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:

Joe Wrote:My garage is a horrible wreck. I's half the size of my house and I can barely walk through it. As soon as Spring decides to show up I'm cleaning it out which includes throwing all the ex's shit out since she never has time to come back and get it.

You still have some of her crap? That should have been tossed a long time ago.

Yeah, one of which is a big electric organ that used to be her grandmother's. Once the weather clears up I'm going to give her one day that she can pick it up or I'm trashing it all. (Actually I might sell it all)

tulips on an organ are better than roses on a piano. :drum:

LeNeve Wrote:It's still ridiculously cold. ad:

It's warmer here: 42F

1. Who was your first prom date? Jolynne Ericksin

2. Do you still talk to your first love? Facebook

3. What was your first Job? Lifegard

4. What was your first car? Buick Rivera

5. Who was the first person you sent a text to today? friend

6. Who was the first person you thought of today? Wife

7. Who was your first grade teacher? Ms. Burton

8. Where did you go on your first plane ride? Virginia

9. Who was your first best friend and do you still talk? Karsten and Jim, sadly no

10. Where was your first sleepover? Can't remember

11. Who was the first person you talked to today? Wife

12. Whose wedding were you in the first time? Cousin

13. What was the first thing you did this morning? peed

14. What was the first concert your ever went to? Def Leppard

15. First Tattoo? none

16. First piercing? none

17. First foreign country you went to? Canada

18. First movie you remember seeing? Bed-knobs adn Broomsticks or Will Wonka

19. When was your first detention? 5th grade

20. What was the first state you lived in? North Dakota

21. Who was your first roommate? Troy Wagner

22. If you had one wish? Too hard

23. What is something you would like to learn if you had a chance? Speak a few languages; German and Greek

24. Who do you think will be the next person to post this? T

JDubb wore short shorts when he was saving lives.

LeNeve Wrote:

Joe Wrote:

beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:

Joe Wrote:My garage is a horrible wreck. I's half the size of my house and I can barely walk through it. As soon as Spring decides to show up I'm cleaning it out which includes throwing all the ex's shit out since she never has time to come back and get it.

You still have some of her crap? That should have been tossed a long time ago.

Yeah, one of which is a big electric organ that used to be her grandmother's. Once the weather clears up I'm going to give her one day that she can pick it up or I'm trashing it all. (Actually I might sell it all)

tulips on an organ are better than roses on a piano. :drum:

I almost asked if the electric organ was battery operated, or it plugged in.
Then I thought about making a joke how kinky it is to pass one of those down from generation to generation.
Then I waited to long and you made a joke first.

NussieT Wrote:Remember awhile back I said Jim wanted to hire his friend who is unreliable... Well he did it... and I got to the "I told you so" dance on Saturday then again on Sunday. Felt great!

It went like this --> :happy:
There is Derick's video request

How bad was the guy?

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