Dudebro Nation

um hookers are steak?

If Spot does this, he permanently loses his dignity

ZeeDuchess Wrote:um hookers are steak?

I'd say ALPO :barf:

he'd be better off fisting odonnell.

Brampton Wrote:

ZeeDuchess Wrote:um hookers are steak?

I'd say ALPO :barf:

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

i dont care how hot a chick is. if she's a hooker, she forfeits her 10 status. automatic 20 point loss for having fucked that greasy pig pimp.

Spot is holding out for Jess in Vegas.

i wouldnt fuck a whore if i was wrapped up in duct tape and a hefty bag.

JDubb Wrote:Spot is holding out for Jess in Vegas.

good. hold tight, hold fast.

Spot's already had the dildo in the ass

Spot's already had the dildo in the ass

Crap...

ok, deep cleansing breath. the whores are gone.

ZeeDuchess Wrote:

Pete Nice Wrote:

ZeeDuchess Wrote:i am terrified of the average vagina. im afraid theyre going to attack me in public restrooms. can you IMAGINE the apocalyptic wastelands these chicks have going on? the ooze? the yeast?

I would imagine that, due to their trade, they probably keep shit pretty clean and ooze free.

being the proud owner of a non terrifying vagina, that is an impossibilty. there's NO way that shit is clean. NO WAY. condoms dont keep everything out, & even if they douche after every party (shudder, gag) all that does is wash away good funk killing bacteria, which is replaced with bad bacteria. douching isnt even a medically recomended thing ever.

and theyre fucking 4-6 different scumbag dudes a day????

CESSPOOLS. nuff said.

I am only talking aesthetically, not cootiewise. I don't think there are things literally oozing out of their vaginas, that would be real bad for business.

I think anyone who condones this crap........has probably been with a hooker, and is trying to justify themselves......... :barf: