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Brampton Wrote:

Chip Wrote:I was only going to get 2 12 packs.
But 18 packs of Blue Light was on sale, and they didn't have 12 packs of the Bell's I was going to get so I had to get a 24 pack.

did it come with a roll of toilet paper?

No, just the card board box.
I'll drink it, but I really only got it for other people who come over.
If they're not cool enough to drink Bells, they get Labatt.
Labatt and Molson are the only cheap/common beer I'll have in my fridge.

fork oil is for fat people that eat really fast. and for motorcycles probaly

Derick Wrote:

eddieyourdj Wrote:For some unknown reason I had the urge to buy my 1st scratch off ticket & won $15.00!!!

gambling is so un-christian-like

Eddie does have a dark side...

actually, I consider beer as groceries.

I bought a scratch ticket too. I got bored, and didn't finish scratching it yet though.

Howdy folks.


I was told that "this is our last weekend at home most likely until December. So we need to go to Sams and stock up." $250 later I'm home with what doesn't amount to much. Sad to say that we could go through all of it in a week if we wanted to and it is just Sarah and me.

It is nice knowing I'm home for at least a couple weeks.

Derick Wrote:

eddieyourdj Wrote:For some unknown reason I had the urge to buy my 1st scratch off ticket & won $15.00!!!

gambling is so un-christian-like

Only if I take $$$ that is for baby's new shoes!!!

I stopped to take a wazz about an hour ago & saw this!!!

you could still un roll all the paper and take it with you. In fact I probaly would anyway, just to beshow them a padlock won't stop me.

BTW, that is a pretty shady ass bathroom to be visiting Eddie. You doing some foot tap gimicks on the backside?

LeNeve Wrote:you could still un roll all the paper and take it with you. In fact I probaly would anyway, just to beshow them a padlock won't stop me.

BTW, that is a pretty shady ass bathroom to be visiting Eddie. You doing some foot tap gimicks on the backside?

What you do, is start pulling out the toilet paper, but don't rip it.
Then you put the end in the toilet with it still attached to the roll, then flush the toilet.
The toilet will just unroll it for you as it pulls it down.
Then you can just leave it like that.

So over the last year I've been a great employee for this company while they have found new ways to fuck me over and shit on every last bit of enthusiasm I had. Today I found out that my team is being removed from their offices and put into a small area that is right now being used as a storage room.

Chip is a rest stop bathroom terrorist. :?

Joe Wrote:So over the last year I've been a great employee for this company while they have found new ways to fuck me over and shit on every last bit of enthusiasm I had. Today I found out that my team is being removed from their offices and put into a small area that is right now being used as a storage room.

the fuck is up with that?

Joe Wrote:So over the last year I've been a great employee for this company while they have found new ways to fuck me over and shit on every last bit of enthusiasm I had. Today I found out that my team is being removed from their offices and put into a small area that is right now being used as a storage room.

Sounds like Office Space.

Joe Wrote:So over the last year I've been a great employee for this company while they have found new ways to fuck me over and shit on every last bit of enthusiasm I had. Today I found out that my team is being removed from their offices and put into a small area that is right now being used as a storage room.

don't let them take your stapler no matter what.