Zombie Bite Calculator

[Hondo]

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You have 1:26 to shoot me in the head if I screw up and get bitten

[Brian]

1 hour 37 minutes

[michaelangelo]

1 hour 13 minutes

[Pete Nice]

1 hour 41 minutes. I guess being tall and healthy gives you a few extra minutes to enjoy humanity before you thirst for brains.

[ap bikini team]

1:24. Yay! I last most of the movie and then try to kill you after we're free lol

[Beckster]

1 hr 22 min.... I can deal with that.

[Derick]

1:30

[the keifer]

1hr 20min

[Joe]

1h 14mins

From the way it sounds I may die before i even get bitten.

[cody]

1:30. Not bad I guess, but I would never actually turn. I would run into a giant mob of zombies with a grenade....or spending the last hour and a hour "making love" to some fine asssssss foxy zombie. I mean come on! Your going to turn anyway, you'll go out with a.......bang either way. hahaha (get it? Bang? Grenade or sexifying? Samething! Bang!) haha! ahhhhh. :killme:

[Jersey_Mike]

1:40, but I would bite a bullet way before that.

[Joe]

[NussieT]

1 hour 11 minutes...

[negadave]

1hr 26mins. I would NOT smoke myself. I'd go out and kill as many zombies as possible before i turned.

[Pete Nice]

I am beginning to think that you need backups for the backup plans.

plan 1 stay at home, set your house up to survive

plan 2 get to the mountains in the middle of no where to a cabin and build up defenses.

plan 3 (NEW) have a boat ready to hit the open oceans. Would need a LARGE fuel supply for this, major issue.