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Zombie Bite Calculator - Hondo - 12-16-2009
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You have 1:26 to shoot me in the head if I screw up and get bitten
Re: Zombie Bite Calculator - Brian - 12-16-2009
1 hour 37 minutes
Re: Zombie Bite Calculator - michaelangelo - 12-16-2009
1 hour 13 minutes
Re: Zombie Bite Calculator - Pete Nice - 12-17-2009
1 hour 41 minutes. I guess being tall and healthy gives you a few extra minutes to enjoy humanity before you thirst for brains.
Re: Zombie Bite Calculator - ap bikini team - 12-17-2009
1:24. Yay! I last most of the movie and then try to kill you after we're free lol
Re: Zombie Bite Calculator - Beckster - 12-17-2009
1 hr 22 min.... I can deal with that.
Re: Zombie Bite Calculator - Derick - 12-17-2009
1:30
Re: Zombie Bite Calculator - the keifer - 12-17-2009
1hr 20min
Re: Zombie Bite Calculator - Joe - 12-18-2009
1h 14mins
From the way it sounds I may die before i even get bitten.
Re: Zombie Bite Calculator - cody - 03-10-2010
1:30. Not bad I guess, but I would never actually turn. I would run into a giant mob of zombies with a grenade....or spending the last hour and a hour "making love" to some fine asssssss foxy zombie. I mean come on! Your going to turn anyway, you'll go out with a.......bang either way. hahaha (get it? Bang? Grenade or sexifying? Samething! Bang!) haha! ahhhhh. :killme:
Re: Zombie Bite Calculator - Jersey_Mike - 03-31-2010
1:40, but I would bite a bullet way before that.
Re: Zombie Bite Calculator - Joe - 07-24-2010
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Re: Zombie Bite Calculator - NussieT - 07-24-2010
1 hour 11 minutes...
Re: Zombie Bite Calculator - negadave - 07-24-2010
1hr 26mins. I would NOT smoke myself. I'd go out and kill as many zombies as possible before i turned.
Re: Zombie Bite Calculator - Pete Nice - 07-25-2010
I am beginning to think that you need backups for the backup plans.
plan 1 stay at home, set your house up to survive
plan 2 get to the mountains in the middle of no where to a cabin and build up defenses.
plan 3 (NEW) have a boat ready to hit the open oceans. Would need a LARGE fuel supply for this, major issue.