December 22nd/2014 -- Party Day

[Beckster]

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I feel like doing that to my boss today. He is in full on Dick mode. His wife didn't put out or something this weekend.

I can send it to him in a e-mail if you want.

If he wasn't such a moron on a computer.. He wouldn't get it at all.

[Chip]

Ok, I'm back from the bar.
Somebody do something interesting.

[Beckster]

So, the office secret that i am not allowed to know about: They plan on closing early on Wednesday. Whoopity Doo Doo.. I don't work at all that day. I really don't like this guy anymore.

[LeNeve]

Ok, I'm back from the bar.
Somebody do something interesting.

:wanker:

[LeNeve]

So, the office secret that i am not allowed to know about: They plan on closing early on Wednesday. Whoopity Doo Doo.. I don't work at all that day. I really don't like this guy anymore.

Merry Christmas. :wanker:

[Chip]

Ok, I'm back from the bar.
Somebody do something interesting.

:wanker:

I don't think that counts.
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[Beckster]

Ok, I'm back from the bar.
Somebody do something interesting.

The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.

[Beckster]

hock: Whoa

Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die.

[Chip]

Ever wonder what a koala looks like when it's fights?
It's adorable.

[youtube]djK_ucSYpaw[/youtube]

[Chip]

Ok, I'm back from the bar.
Somebody do something interesting.

The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.

[Chip]

hock: Whoa

Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die.

[Chip]

Seems legit.

[youtube]Q7Vt4vmWxmY[/youtube]

[Beckster]

Stronzo in Italian means ‘bastard’, but in italian slang (mainly in the south) is a harmless way to say ‘idiot’. The literal meaning of the word Stronza is “basterd female”, but in its female bias is a very insulting word you shouldn’t say. ‘Putain’ is a reasonable way to say “bummed out” in france (tired, angry , frustrated), but when you use the same word on a woman – it means Prostitute.

The most embarrassing confusion of all: Un Baiser in french means ‘kiss’, but Baiser in french slang has a totally different meaning – F**k.

[NussieT]

Ok, I'm back from the bar.
Somebody do something interesting.

I'm on my way to my staff party. I'll snap shots of the guys doing dumb shit.

[Chip]

Stronzo in Italian means ‘bastard’, but in italian slang (mainly in the south) is a harmless way to say ‘idiot’. The literal meaning of the word Stronza is “basterd female”, but in its female bias is a very insulting word you shouldn’t say. ‘Putain’ is a reasonable way to say “bummed out” in france (tired, angry , frustrated), but when you use the same word on a woman – it means Prostitute.

The most embarrassing confusion of all: Un Baiser in french means ‘kiss’, but Baiser in french slang has a totally different meaning – F**k.

Are you fucking with me because I'm drunk?
Because this makes absolutely no sense to me.