Things people say that piss me off.

[i bleed green]

Brett Favre:"I'm retiring.This time I'm staying retired"
Just go and :killme: already farv.

[the keifer]

Since I install alarm systems for a living, I have to install a lot of cables. The common one for me is "Like playing jump rope?" Get's old quick.

[LeNeve]

I like talking about these things, it is somewhat therapeutic for me.
Today a customer came in, whose truck I worked on a couple days ago. He asked me "where is the complaint department, You fixed the coolant leak, but now it's out of diesel, hardy har har.

Another one is when I get slightly injured working, someone always says "you'll be okay, just soak it inside her tonight." They even say it when I hit my head, so I'm supposed to go home and put my head "inside her". REALLY, that would probally cause an infection, I don't know I have never tried it.

I am probally guilty of some too. Like making jokes about not having a job to an unemployed person. That has to get old fast to someone in that situation.

[Pete Nice]

Unemployment jokes never get old.

[Joe]

Unemployment jokes never get old.

Yes they do.

[Angie81]

1. When I am at the computer at work, someone walks up behind me, and says "whacha doing? Looking at porn?".

2. When I state that my computer has been acting up, and they say "It must be all that porn you look at".

(I have never looked at porn at work.)

3. I like cranberry juice, but whenever somebody sees me drinking it they always say one of two things. "trying to pass a drug test aren't you?" or, "Do you have a urinary tract infection or something". Niether one, I just think cranberry juice is good, and refreshing.

4. I work as an auto technician. When I have an engine out of the vehicle somebody always says, "all that work just to change the oil hahhahaha".

Some of the classics I hate, "working hard or hardly working" "hot enough for you today" "you should have been at the bar this weekend"

do you know what really get me is when your man walk in the house and he has the balls to say "what have you been doing, sitting on your ass all day" but let alone the house is cleaned, the dinner is done, kids running around yah my love i have been sitting on ass all day.. :Flaming:

[Pete Nice]

1. When I am at the computer at work, someone walks up behind me, and says "whacha doing? Looking at porn?".

2. When I state that my computer has been acting up, and they say "It must be all that porn you look at".

(I have never looked at porn at work.)

3. I like cranberry juice, but whenever somebody sees me drinking it they always say one of two things. "trying to pass a drug test aren't you?" or, "Do you have a urinary tract infection or something". Niether one, I just think cranberry juice is good, and refreshing.

4. I work as an auto technician. When I have an engine out of the vehicle somebody always says, "all that work just to change the oil hahhahaha".

Some of the classics I hate, "working hard or hardly working" "hot enough for you today" "you should have been at the bar this weekend"

do you know what really get me is when your man walk in the house and he has the balls to say "what have you been doing, sitting on your ass all day" but let alone the house is cleaned, the dinner is done, kids running around yah my love i have been sitting on ass all day.. :Flaming:

hock: :eek:

[Beckster]

Every single time I attend any sort of cookout or family/friend function. Someone just HAS to say, "where are the pickles?"

lap: Yeah, it's funny the first 20 times, but we're well past that number.

[Beckster]

Even worse, when I've worked a long-ass day and he's been home a few hours already... The moment I walk in the door and he asks me what's for dinner..... Bad idea

[LeNeve]

Searching for this topic grinds my gears.

[Beckster]

Whenever TOMB gets credit for something that we have posted here.. first AND better!

[Brampton]

Gay guys from Winnipeg grind my gears lap:

[LeNeve]

Gay guys from Winnipeg grind my gears lap:

Wow that is uber gay.

[Derick]

"lets agree to disagree", no lets not, cause your fucking wrong and you know it, but your to stupid to admit it, lets agree that your wrong and stupid for saying that.

[Brampton]

Gay guys from Winnipeg grind my gears lap:

Wow that is uber gay.

I guess I worded that reeeeeaaaaaly wrong :killme: :roflmao: