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1. When I am at the computer at work, someone walks up behind me, and says "whacha doing? Looking at porn?".

2. When I state that my computer has been acting up, and they say "It must be all that porn you look at".

(I have never looked at porn at work.)

3. I like cranberry juice, but whenever somebody sees me drinking it they always say one of two things. "trying to pass a drug test aren't you?" or, "Do you have a urinary tract infection or something". Niether one, I just think cranberry juice is good, and refreshing.

4. I work as an auto technician. When I have an engine out of the vehicle somebody always says, "all that work just to change the oil hahhahaha".

Some of the classics I hate, "working hard or hardly working" "hot enough for you today" "you should have been at the bar this weekend"

I used to drink a lot of cranberry juice. I like it a lot. I have never had a UTI or had to pass a drug test that was questionable.

I also hate when people insinuate that you only use computers for porn, espedcially work PC's. I would never use a work PC for porn. That goes back to my entire phobia of being considered creepy.

Doesn't really fit here, but then again it does.

LeNeve Wrote:1. When I am at the computer at work, someone walks up behind me, and says "whacha doing? Looking at porn?".

2. When I state that my computer has been acting up, and they say "It must be all that porn you look at".

(I have never looked at porn at work.)

3. I like cranberry juice, but whenever somebody sees me drinking it they always say one of two things. "trying to pass a drug test aren't you?" or, "Do you have a urinary tract infection or something". Niether one, I just think cranberry juice is good, and refreshing.

4. I work as an auto technician. When I have an engine out of the vehicle somebody always says, "all that work just to change the oil hahhahaha".

Some of the classics I hate, "working hard or hardly working" "hot enough for you today" "you should have been at the bar this weekend"

I hear the same shit day in day out.
Don't forget when you're taking a piss....."if you shake it more than twice you're playing with it" lap:

I would like to say more of them, but I'm not gonna get myself all riled up.

LeNeve Wrote:2. When I state that my computer has been acting up, and they say "It must be all that porn you look at".

(I have never looked at porn at work.)

There's this one idiot at work who always has to chime in when someone is having computer issues. He always says "You've got the TMP virus, you know To Much Porn, get it haha." So effing annoying. And the guy doesn't have an indoor voice so everyone in the office hears him.

When anyone uses the word "drama" except when referring to film genre.

Brian in NY Wrote:When anyone uses the word "drama" except when referring to film genre.

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It gets old so fast. "No, I am not looking at porn at work. I save that for at home, dumbass."

I was drawing up a diagram of our plant and someone asked me what game I was playing.... Are you shitting me?

What I truly hate are those awful business phrases.... "stay the course", "touch base" and so on. I even refuse to use those lame ass phrases.

beckster Wrote:It gets old so fast. "No, I am not looking at porn at work. I save that for at home, dumbass."

I was drawing up a diagram of our plant and someone asked me what game I was playing.... Are you shitting me?

What I truly hate are those awful business phrases.... "stay the course", "touch base" and so on. I even refuse to use those lame ass phrases.

Just a random question, what plant do you work at?
Any chance it's a GM?

Chip Wrote:

beckster Wrote:It gets old so fast. "No, I am not looking at porn at work. I save that for at home, dumbass."

I was drawing up a diagram of our plant and someone asked me what game I was playing.... Are you shitting me?

What I truly hate are those awful business phrases.... "stay the course", "touch base" and so on. I even refuse to use those lame ass phrases.

Just a random question, what plant do you work at?
Any chance it's a GM?

She processes pickles. Honestly...

Joe In PA Wrote:

Chip Wrote:

beckster Wrote:It gets old so fast. "No, I am not looking at porn at work. I save that for at home, dumbass."

I was drawing up a diagram of our plant and someone asked me what game I was playing.... Are you shitting me?

What I truly hate are those awful business phrases.... "stay the course", "touch base" and so on. I even refuse to use those lame ass phrases.

Just a random question, what plant do you work at?
Any chance it's a GM?

She processes pickles. Honestly...

... :?

I work in an office with ten other people and everyday my dad phones me at 4 to talk to me. Everyday when I hang up and tell him I love him... the gay guy in the office asks me who I was talking too.

First of all... why do you fucking care who the hell I talk to and
Second... I've told you 50 fucking times why do you keep asking...

Chip Wrote:

beckster Wrote:It gets old so fast. "No, I am not looking at porn at work. I save that for at home, dumbass."

I was drawing up a diagram of our plant and someone asked me what game I was playing.... Are you shitting me?

What I truly hate are those awful business phrases.... "stay the course", "touch base" and so on. I even refuse to use those lame ass phrases.

Just a random question, what plant do you work at?
Any chance it's a GM?

Nope, I had a chance to get into Steering Gear in Buena Vista, but I decided to stay hear. I've been working at a pickle plant in Sag-nasty for the past 6 years.

Chip Wrote:

Joe In PA Wrote:

Chip Wrote:

beckster Wrote:It gets old so fast. "No, I am not looking at porn at work. I save that for at home, dumbass."

I was drawing up a diagram of our plant and someone asked me what game I was playing.... Are you shitting me?

What I truly hate are those awful business phrases.... "stay the course", "touch base" and so on. I even refuse to use those lame ass phrases.

Just a random question, what plant do you work at?
Any chance it's a GM?

She processes pickles. Honestly...

... :?

My BF works at a parts supplier in Howell.

Nussie_T Wrote:I work in an office with ten other people and everyday my dad phones me at 4 to talk to me. Everyday when I hang up and tell him I love him... the gay guy in the office asks me who I was talking too.

First of all... why do you fucking care who the hell I talk to and
Second... I've told you 50 fucking times why do you keep asking...

He's gay, so I assume his ears are full of cum!