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Worst Gift Ever
#16
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:
Nussie_T Wrote:My mom bought me an easy bake oven last year. When she asked me at my cousins wedding if I've ever used it I replied "No! If I wanted to bake cookies I could use a real oven not a light bulb"

Wow, T, I think you win the prize with that one.


Its sitting on a shelf in my basement. I guess when Julie gets old enough she can ply with it...
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#17
Iva13 Wrote:My Dad gets me and Boe cheap ass gloves EVERY year. Really, how many pairs of gloves does one need???? He gets them at a flea market...some years, my gloves are actually "mens" gloves....I have a bag of gloves in the basement with tags still on...

Coats for Kids will also take gloves!
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
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#18
Chip Wrote:
Iva13 Wrote:My Dad gets me and Boe cheap ass gloves EVERY year. Really, how many pairs of gloves does one need???? He gets them at a flea market...some years, my gloves are actually "mens" gloves....I have a bag of gloves in the basement with tags still on...

I'm a fan of having one, really nice pair of gloves that'll last for years.
I might be due for a new pair though.
Maybe you could donate that bag of them you have.

I melted my really good pair of gloves... Gotta find some just like them, now.
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
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#19
Chip Wrote:
beckster Wrote:
Chip Wrote:Ever go to a big holiday get together, and get somebody something like a giant dildo, then just not put who it's from?

No?

Yeah, me neither.

No, but it sounds like it would make for a memorable day!!! :roflmao:

If it's a family get together, you don't have to get something so offensive, but you get the idea.

Oh, bullshit... My dad bought each of our boyfriends doo rags one year... Doo rags, for white guys.... :roll: Imagine THAT scenario.
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
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#20
when i was a kid, they used to have a kids christmas party at the bank my mom worked at. the parents had to buy the gifts and one year my mom got me a mark twain book and another year she got me a music stand. it wasn't so much the gifts but that all the other kids got cool toys and stuff, i will never do that to my kids
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#21
michaelangelo Wrote:when i was a kid, they used to have a kids christmas party at the bank my mom worked at. the parents had to buy the gifts and one year my mom got me a mark twain book and another year she got me a music stand. it wasn't so much the gifts but that all the other kids got cool toys and stuff, i will never do that to my kids

Been there.. All the other kids are getting r/c cars and the newest Barbies and we would get a coloring book. Grrrreat.
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
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#22
Joe Wrote:My grandmother every year would buy me Brut gift sets. I know she was probably going off of the same stuff my grandfather used to wear so in a way I didn't mind it although I never really wore it. I just always felt bad that she'd buy me stuff that I wouldn't wear.

Same here.
I have a box full of brut, and stetson gift sets. Maybe they will be worth some money some day.
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#23
Pete Nice Wrote:My ex-wife's white trash family used to get me stupid shit all the time, toys (I was a fucking adult), shirts that an 80 year old golfer wouldn't be seen dead in, just stupid dumb shit. I bet they got it all for free or at the dollar store.

That or they paid a dollar for it. Which I guess is just as bad.
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#24
Chip Wrote:
Iva13 Wrote:My Dad gets me and Boe cheap ass gloves EVERY year. Really, how many pairs of gloves does one need???? He gets them at a flea market...some years, my gloves are actually "mens" gloves....I have a bag of gloves in the basement with tags still on...

I'm a fan of having one, really nice pair of gloves that'll last for years.
I might be due for a new pair though.
Maybe you could donate that bag of them you have.


That's waht I was going to say. I have one really nice pair of black leather gloves. I have a pair of real heavy gloves too in case of a real cold situation. Snowboard gloves and work gloves also. But really only one that I wear out.

But Iva, you should donate the rest to goodwill.
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#25
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:
Chip Wrote:
beckster Wrote:
Chip Wrote:Ever go to a big holiday get together, and get somebody something like a giant dildo, then just not put who it's from?

No?

Yeah, me neither.

No, but it sounds like it would make for a memorable day!!! :roflmao:

If it's a family get together, you don't have to get something so offensive, but you get the idea.

Oh, bullshit... My dad bought each of our boyfriends doo rags one year... Doo rags, for white guys.... :roll: Imagine THAT scenario.

I actually see Knighryda having a lot of fun with that.
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#26
I'm waiting for the snuggie pics so I can add them to the banner.
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#27
Pete Nice Wrote:
beckster Wrote:Oh, bullshit... My dad bought each of our boyfriends doo rags one year... Doo rags, for white guys.... :roll: Imagine THAT scenario.

I actually see Knighryda having a lot of fun with that.

Oh Lord! That was a few years ago... I can't wait :roll: to see what her gets them this year.....
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
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I HATE PIE!!
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#28
Joe Wrote:I'm waiting for the snuggie pics so I can add them to the banner.

Good! Someone else's turn!!!!!
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
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I HATE PIE!!
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#29
LeNeve Wrote:
Joe Wrote:My grandmother every year would buy me Brut gift sets. I know she was probably going off of the same stuff my grandfather used to wear so in a way I didn't mind it although I never really wore it. I just always felt bad that she'd buy me stuff that I wouldn't wear.

Same here.
I have a box full of brut, and stetson gift sets. Maybe they will be worth some money some day.
I ended up with Old Spice when I was around 13.
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#30
the keifer Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:
Joe Wrote:My grandmother every year would buy me Brut gift sets. I know she was probably going off of the same stuff my grandfather used to wear so in a way I didn't mind it although I never really wore it. I just always felt bad that she'd buy me stuff that I wouldn't wear.

Same here.
I have a box full of brut, and stetson gift sets. Maybe they will be worth some money some day.
I ended up with Old Spice when I was around 13.

Lucky bastard, I got English Leather....English fucking leather!
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