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Worst Gift Ever
#1
11 days til Christmas and I want to know what was the worst / most embarrassing Christmas gift you've ever gotten?? Or given??
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
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#2
Last year I got a Snuggie... Which my dearest loudly announced to the person who gave ti to me that I thought those things were stupid. THAT was embarrassing as hell. The worst gift, though, was a snorkel set that was for little kids that my grandma got me when I was in high school (they were tiny).
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
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#3
Ever go to a big holiday get together, and get somebody something like a giant dildo, then just not put who it's from?

No?

Yeah, me neither.
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#4
My ex-wife's white trash family used to get me stupid shit all the time, toys (I was a fucking adult), shirts that an 80 year old golfer wouldn't be seen dead in, just stupid dumb shit. I bet they got it all for free or at the dollar store.
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#5
My mom bought me an easy bake oven last year. When she asked me at my cousins wedding if I've ever used it I replied "No! If I wanted to bake cookies I could use a real oven not a light bulb"
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#6
My grandmother every year would buy me Brut gift sets. I know she was probably going off of the same stuff my grandfather used to wear so in a way I didn't mind it although I never really wore it. I just always felt bad that she'd buy me stuff that I wouldn't wear.
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#7
The generic version of anything is the worst.

LIke when you ask for an ipod and you get....
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#8
Joe Wrote:The generic version of anything is the worst.

LIke when you ask for an ipod and you get....
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I know like asking for a PC......and getting a Mac!! :roflmao:
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#9
WyoIan Wrote:
Joe Wrote:The generic version of anything is the worst.

LIke when you ask for an ipod and you get....
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I know like asking for a PC......and getting a Mac!! :roflmao:

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#10
My Dad gets me and Boe cheap ass gloves EVERY year. Really, how many pairs of gloves does one need???? He gets them at a flea market...some years, my gloves are actually "mens" gloves....I have a bag of gloves in the basement with tags still on...
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#11
every year from the time i was about 14 to roughly 20 i got a bottle of stetson cologne. I never wore stetson ever, why that was the choice i'm not sure.
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#12
Iva13 Wrote:My Dad gets me and Boe cheap ass gloves EVERY year. Really, how many pairs of gloves does one need???? He gets them at a flea market...some years, my gloves are actually "mens" gloves....I have a bag of gloves in the basement with tags still on...

I'm a fan of having one, really nice pair of gloves that'll last for years.
I might be due for a new pair though.
Maybe you could donate that bag of them you have.
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#13
Chip Wrote:Ever go to a big holiday get together, and get somebody something like a giant dildo, then just not put who it's from?

No?

Yeah, me neither.

No, but it sounds like it would make for a memorable day!!! :roflmao:
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
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#14
Nussie_T Wrote:My mom bought me an easy bake oven last year. When she asked me at my cousins wedding if I've ever used it I replied "No! If I wanted to bake cookies I could use a real oven not a light bulb"

Wow, T, I think you win the prize with that one.
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
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#15
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:
Chip Wrote:Ever go to a big holiday get together, and get somebody something like a giant dildo, then just not put who it's from?

No?

Yeah, me neither.

No, but it sounds like it would make for a memorable day!!! :roflmao:

If it's a family get together, you don't have to get something so offensive, but you get the idea.
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