08-17-2009, 04:23 PM
1. When I am at the computer at work, someone walks up behind me, and says "whacha doing? Looking at porn?".
2. When I state that my computer has been acting up, and they say "It must be all that porn you look at".
(I have never looked at porn at work.)
3. I like cranberry juice, but whenever somebody sees me drinking it they always say one of two things. "trying to pass a drug test aren't you?" or, "Do you have a urinary tract infection or something". Niether one, I just think cranberry juice is good, and refreshing.
4. I work as an auto technician. When I have an engine out of the vehicle somebody always says, "all that work just to change the oil hahhahaha".
Some of the classics I hate, "working hard or hardly working" "hot enough for you today" "you should have been at the bar this weekend"
2. When I state that my computer has been acting up, and they say "It must be all that porn you look at".
(I have never looked at porn at work.)
3. I like cranberry juice, but whenever somebody sees me drinking it they always say one of two things. "trying to pass a drug test aren't you?" or, "Do you have a urinary tract infection or something". Niether one, I just think cranberry juice is good, and refreshing.
4. I work as an auto technician. When I have an engine out of the vehicle somebody always says, "all that work just to change the oil hahhahaha".
Some of the classics I hate, "working hard or hardly working" "hot enough for you today" "you should have been at the bar this weekend"