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beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:Sounds like it's time to smack a bitch to me.

My service manager refused to talk to me this morning because I was wearing sandals in the shop and it's not allowed. So I called him a butthead and walked away... He replied w/... well I'm glad you didn't call me a douchebag.
Iva13 Wrote:
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:
eddieyourdj Wrote:Who wants to sell me some of your posts count so my numbers look good? It's all about productivity these days!!!

I could give you a few.

Me too!!!!
I don't have any money, but I can cook you some grits & chitlins!!!
I was hanging by my legs from a swing set last night, and now I can barely move my legs.
LeNeve Wrote:I was hanging by my legs from a swing set last night, and now I can barely move my legs.
I'd say that at work and then one of the smart ass people who work here would say... well that's how you got pregnant.
Nussie_T Wrote:
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:Sounds like it's time to smack a bitch to me.

My service manager refused to talk to me this morning because I was wearing sandals in the shop and it's not allowed. So I called him a butthead and walked away... He replied w/... well I'm glad you didn't call me a douchebag.

I would wear shorts and sandals everyday if they let me.
LeNeve Wrote:
Nussie_T Wrote:
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:Sounds like it's time to smack a bitch to me.

My service manager refused to talk to me this morning because I was wearing sandals in the shop and it's not allowed. So I called him a butthead and walked away... He replied w/... well I'm glad you didn't call me a douchebag.

I would wear shorts and sandals everyday if they let me.

The techs when working have to work wear either a shirt and pants or coveralls (they have a choice). You can wear sandles in the shop as long as you are walking to or from an exit, not around the shop itself. Otherwise the rest of the building is a free for all.
Nussie_T Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:I was hanging by my legs from a swing set last night, and now I can barely move my legs.
I'd say that at work and then one of the smart ass people who work here would say... well that's how you got pregnant.

How in the hell would that work? You work with some stupid people it seems.
LeNeve Wrote:
Nussie_T Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:I was hanging by my legs from a swing set last night, and now I can barely move my legs.
I'd say that at work and then one of the smart ass people who work here would say... well that's how you got pregnant.

How in the hell would that work? You work with some stupid people it seems.

I was wondering the same thing.. I did not know swing sets could impregnate a woman.
LeNeve Wrote:
Nussie_T Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:I was hanging by my legs from a swing set last night, and now I can barely move my legs.
I'd say that at work and then one of the smart ass people who work here would say... well that's how you got pregnant.

How in the hell would that work? You work with some stupid people it seems.
Hanging upside down helps the jazz stay in. If you jump up and down on the bed after sex the jazz falls out and you don't get pregnant.
eddieyourdj Wrote:
Iva13 Wrote:
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:
eddieyourdj Wrote:Who wants to sell me some of your posts count so my numbers look good? It's all about productivity these days!!!

I could give you a few.

Me too!!!!
I don't have any money, but I can cook you some grits & chitlins!!!

I only accept bribes of cash, chocolate, strawberries or Pepsi... All others must be negotiated
Nussie_T Wrote:
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:Sounds like it's time to smack a bitch to me.

My service manager refused to talk to me this morning because I was wearing sandals in the shop and it's not allowed. So I called him a butthead and walked away... He replied w/... well I'm glad you didn't call me a douchebag.

That's Hilarious! :roflmao: :roflmao:
Brian in NY Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:
Nussie_T Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:I was hanging by my legs from a swing set last night, and now I can barely move my legs.
I'd say that at work and then one of the smart ass people who work here would say... well that's how you got pregnant.

How in the hell would that work? You work with some stupid people it seems.
Hanging upside down helps the jazz stay in. If you jump up and down on the bed after sex the jazz falls out and you don't get pregnant.

ah of course.. and you can't get pregnant in a hot tub because the hot water kills the jazz
Nussie_T Wrote:Its my last day of work today before I left on mat leave. The douchebag that is taking my job after I leave took over my fucking desk. I have no where to fucking work, all the shit that I had planned to do today I can't because its on that particular computer.
Grr...
ummm... its your last day of work, who the fuck cares
DaveP Wrote:
Brian in NY Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:
Nussie_T Wrote:I'd say that at work and then one of the smart ass people who work here would say... well that's how you got pregnant.

How in the hell would that work? You work with some stupid people it seems.
Hanging upside down helps the jazz stay in. If you jump up and down on the bed after sex the jazz falls out and you don't get pregnant.

ah of course.. and you can't get pregnant in a hot tub because the hot water kills the jazz
Now you're getting it.
eddieyourdj Wrote:Who wants to sell me some of your posts count so my numbers look good? It's all about productivity these days!!!
while you are correct, productivity is key, something i have been lacking in lately
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