05-08-2013, 07:15 AM
05-08-2013, 07:46 AM
and now there are no slashes in his fucked up date world
05-08-2013, 07:58 AM
Derick Wrote:and now there are no slashes in his fucked up date world
What a weirdo.
05-08-2013, 08:02 AM
Chip Wrote:Derick Wrote:and now there are no slashes in his fucked up date world
What a weirdo.
Probably an iPhone thing. :poke:
05-08-2013, 08:03 AM
Did anyone see that Blue Jays pitcher take the line drive to the head?
Ouch.
Ouch.
05-08-2013, 08:17 AM
Joe Wrote:Chip Wrote:Derick Wrote:and now there are no slashes in his fucked up date world
What a weirdo.
Probably an iPhone thing. :poke:
What a doofus.
05-08-2013, 08:17 AM
Chip Wrote:Did anyone see that Blue Jays pitcher take the line drive to the head?
Ouch.
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05-08-2013, 08:24 AM
he got jap slapped
05-08-2013, 08:24 AM
Derick Wrote:and now there are no slashes in his fucked up date world
he gave this day a serial number.
05-08-2013, 08:26 AM
everybody squirts, sometime.
05-08-2013, 08:37 AM
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05-08-2013, 08:41 AM
that looks like it hurt
05-08-2013, 08:42 AM
I've never seen a road runner in real life. I see coyotes all the time though.
05-08-2013, 08:43 AM
Every child who has ever seen a cartoon featuring Wile E Coyote and Road Runner has to have wondered if poor Wile E ever had a fair shot at catching the Road Runner. According to Mark Lockwood’s Basic Texas Birds: A Field Guide, with or without Wile. E. Coyote chasing it, a Greater Roadrunner can reach speeds of 20 MPH (32 KPH) while a Coyote can reach speeds of up to 43 MPH (69 KPH). Clearly, in an all out footrace, the roadrunner would be dinner.
Of course, a couple facts get in the way of Wile E Coyote snacking on Road Runner. First of all, roadrunners have an amazing ability to use ground cover as they run and they rarely move in a straight line. Wild coyotes can’t expect roadrunners to actually stick to the road when their life is on the line! There is also the really pesky fact that roadrunners can fly. They prefer not to but if a coyote were about to catch a roadrunner that roadrunner would take to the wing and be gone!
Finally, despite what Warner Brothers would like you to believe, there has never been a documented instance of a coyote catching a roadrunner.** Shocking, no? Especially considering that coyotes are known to eat pretty much everything! It’s as if all the cartoons I watched as a child were just made up scenarios in pretend worlds with no actual relation to reality and no practical use whatsoever. Oh well.
It would seem that despite the greater speed of the coyote, and, considering its adaptability to multiple habitats, what is likely a greater native intelligence, that the roadrunner will somehow always stay one step ahead of its cartoon nemesis. To that, there is only one thing to say.
Meep-Meep!
http://10000birds.com/how-fast-can-a-roadrunner-run.htm
Of course, a couple facts get in the way of Wile E Coyote snacking on Road Runner. First of all, roadrunners have an amazing ability to use ground cover as they run and they rarely move in a straight line. Wild coyotes can’t expect roadrunners to actually stick to the road when their life is on the line! There is also the really pesky fact that roadrunners can fly. They prefer not to but if a coyote were about to catch a roadrunner that roadrunner would take to the wing and be gone!
Finally, despite what Warner Brothers would like you to believe, there has never been a documented instance of a coyote catching a roadrunner.** Shocking, no? Especially considering that coyotes are known to eat pretty much everything! It’s as if all the cartoons I watched as a child were just made up scenarios in pretend worlds with no actual relation to reality and no practical use whatsoever. Oh well.
It would seem that despite the greater speed of the coyote, and, considering its adaptability to multiple habitats, what is likely a greater native intelligence, that the roadrunner will somehow always stay one step ahead of its cartoon nemesis. To that, there is only one thing to say.
Meep-Meep!
http://10000birds.com/how-fast-can-a-roadrunner-run.htm
05-08-2013, 08:44 AM
LeNeve Wrote:I've never seen a road runner in real life. I see coyotes all the time though.[youtube]4GLZQsNa0L0[/youtube]