Dudebro Nation

Brian Wrote:

beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:Tom Cruise's Rock of Ages flick flopped... Even though it stars Tom Cruise and is a musical (sort of) I kinda want to see it.... Kinda... Mostly due to it featuring 80s hair band tunes.

No surprise there. The trailer sucked.

beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:So, I had the family over for a cookout yesterday and let my 2 nieces know that there's a thing growing in my tummy. My 4 yr old niece asked how it a baby got in there and we told her that I ate too many watermelon seeds, both their eyes got huge... lol (They had just ate a bunch of watermelon) She also told her mom that she thinks she has a baby in her tummy now, too.

My older niece, about 7yrs now, decided to educate us on how babies happen. According to her, it's because I have "chocolate fever" and ate way too much chocolate. :roflmao: :roflmao: Then she informed me how I need to eat a fruit or vegetable every day, but no chicken. "Babies don't like chicken". I was seriously crying from laughing so hard.

I love my nieces.

Chip Wrote:"Do you kiss your pimp with that mouth?"
"The reason you work for tips is no one will put the whole thing in"

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Pete Nice Wrote:

beckster Wrote:So, I had the family over for a cookout yesterday and let my 2 nieces know that there's a thing growing in my tummy. My 4 yr old niece asked how it a baby got in there and we told her that I ate too many watermelon seeds, both their eyes got huge... lol (They had just ate a bunch of watermelon) She also told her mom that she thinks she has a baby in her tummy now, too.

My older niece, about 7yrs now, decided to educate us on how babies happen. According to her, it's because I have "chocolate fever" and ate way too much chocolate. :roflmao: :roflmao: Then she informed me how I need to eat a fruit or vegetable every day, but no chicken. "Babies don't like chicken". I was seriously crying from laughing so hard.

I love my nieces.

NussieT Wrote:It's Monday!!!!

What did you do this weekend?

beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:Holy hell... I need caffeine and I need it now. I am nodding off in my chair, if this wasn't such a small office, I would sneak in the bathroom for a 5 minute nap just to get some energy.

Chip Wrote:

beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:Why would anyone, other than maybe gang members want to wear shackles?

I guess the fact that they are bright orange and purple mean that only black people will wear them.
Then I guess maybe the shackles on something only black people will wear is kind of...

LeNeve Wrote:

Chip Wrote:

beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:Why would anyone, other than maybe gang members want to wear shackles?

I guess the fact that they are bright orange and purple mean that only black people will wear them.
Then I guess maybe the shackles on something only black people will wear is kind of...

I wonder what that kid in that racist gif is doing these days. :roflmao: :roflmao:

Pete Nice Wrote:

NussieT Wrote:It's Monday!!!!

What did you do this weekend?

Friday night - COD Modern Warfare Clan Op

Saturday - mowed lawn, hospital tour for the birth, CODMWclan op again, went to a party for a friend from high school in Slippery Rock.

Sunday - Drove to Deep Creek, MD for work, stopped and got ice cream and looked at the lake for a while, got my first ever father's day discount a the ice cream shop when she asked if I was a father and I wold her I will be in a few weeks, 1/2 off bitches!!!. Then another CODMW clan op and watched Goon, what an awesome movie.

Pete Nice Wrote:

beckster Wrote:Holy hell... I need caffeine and I need it now. I am nodding off in my chair, if this wasn't such a small office, I would sneak in the bathroom for a 5 minute nap just to get some energy.

You know your not supposed to be drinking anything with caffeine now right?

Chip Wrote:hock: