Dudebro Nation

I don't think the premium rule applies to getting high on gasoline.

cotton eye joe now. ad: I would need to sniff 91 octane gas to enjoy this.

cotton eye joe was all the rage at the high school dances. every fucking year it seemed.

I remember when that song (the pop version) came out. The band dressed all in overalls and whatever they thought looked bumpkiny. They actually had cow shit shipped to them so they could rub it on their clothes and boots so they could be "more authentic." They were city folk and some of their members had never even seen a live cow in their lives. But they didn't want people to think they were phony. I saw all of this discussed in an interview on MTV and I think this was my very first WTF moment. I was so baffled and befuddled at stupidity that I didn't have words. The interviewer took it all like it was the most natural thing in the world.

Pokes28 Wrote:

This is my new tri bike that I bought Friday. I get fitted tonight and will ride it for the first time tomorrow night. This thing will soon become a part of me as I ramp up my mileage from 50 miles per week to 150 miles per week over the next 2-3 weeks. Then from there to 250-300 miles a week before tapering down before the half iron I'm going to do in September.

Nice bike. At what point will you be insisting we call you "Lance"?? :poke:

Pokes28 Wrote:I remember when that song (the pop version) came out. The band dressed all in overalls and whatever they thought looked bumpkiny. They actually had cow shit shipped to them so they could rub it on their clothes and boots so they could be "more authentic." They were city folk and some of their members had never even seen a live cow in their lives. But they didn't want people to think they were phony. I saw all of this discussed in an interview on MTV and I think this was my very first WTF moment. I was so baffled and befuddled at stupidity that I didn't have words. The interviewer took it all like it was the most natural thing in the world.

hock: Weird folks

Pokes28 Wrote:

This is my new tri bike that I bought Friday. I get fitted tonight and will ride it for the first time tomorrow night. This thing will soon become a part of me as I ramp up my mileage from 50 miles per week to 150 miles per week over the next 2-3 weeks. Then from there to 250-300 miles a week before tapering down before the half iron I'm going to do in September.

not sure if you know this, but your bike doesn't have any pedals. Just sayin

Derick Wrote:

Pokes28 Wrote:

This is my new tri bike that I bought Friday. I get fitted tonight and will ride it for the first time tomorrow night. This thing will soon become a part of me as I ramp up my mileage from 50 miles per week to 150 miles per week over the next 2-3 weeks. Then from there to 250-300 miles a week before tapering down before the half iron I'm going to do in September.

not sure if you know this, but your bike doesn't have any pedals. Just sayin

I didn't want to burst his bubble, but he won't get far with his back tire like that...

Chip Wrote:

LeNeve Wrote:the last time I had crown royal, I started eating tortilla chips whiz cheese whiz squirted on them. Then I threw up abunch and passed out. I hate crown royal now. that was only a few years ago.

I have 4 different kinds of Crown Royal, I love that stuff.
The regular Crown Royal, Black, Limited and Special Reserve.
I had XR at a bar once, $25 for a shot. But the shot turned out to be a full rockglass, so I felt better about getting 2. Haha. That is some awesome stuff.

You wouldn't believe how many bottles of Crown I pick up every week for recycle. I can't count as many since I no longer have to shred them individually but there is a lot..

Derick Wrote:

Pokes28 Wrote:

This is my new tri bike that I bought Friday. I get fitted tonight and will ride it for the first time tomorrow night. This thing will soon become a part of me as I ramp up my mileage from 50 miles per week to 150 miles per week over the next 2-3 weeks. Then from there to 250-300 miles a week before tapering down before the half iron I'm going to do in September.

not sure if you know this, but your bike doesn't have any pedals. Just sayin

Or an engine...