Monday 3/21/2016 - Duct Tape and bubble gum

[Chip]

I was very dissapointed with Dumb and Dumber to. Kind of wish I didn't watch it. Ruined the feeklings I had for the first one. and then my  pets heads fell off.

It's kinda why I haven't watched the new Pee Wee movie.
Big Top Pee Wee was so long ago, that I've forgotten about it, or blocked it out is probably more accurate.

[Chip]

This week's awesome walking dead quote, again from Abraham.

"You know how to bite a dick, Eugene. I mean that with the utmost respect."

[LeNeve]

Captain Logan this is deputy Van Halen. We found you keys down at the station. If you want em' you better come get em'

[Chip]

I have feeklings.  

You do.
What a homo.

[LeNeve]

This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who, we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman's Sporting Goods.

[LeNeve]

Had several disks fail at the same time on the server which never happens.  Had to bring the web server back up in a temporary location until I can get home and assess what they hell happened.

Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.

[Chip]

Had several disks fail at the same time on the server which never happens.  Had to bring the web server back up in a temporary location until I can get home and assess what they hell happened.

Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.

I drive by a Circle K on my way to bowling every week.
And every week, that line goes through my head.

[Chip]

I have to go poop.
And now I have to take this massive tablet like a crazy person.

[LeNeve]

and I'm just over at the mushroom forums masturbernatin.

"Chanterelles are very good indeed, but care should be made not to confuse it with the look alike, such as Jack-o- lantern mushrooms. Noting the difference is the Jack-o-lantern grow in clusters from the same stock system, chanterelles are sometimes singular and sometimes in groups but rarely do they grow in clusters of more than 2. Do you have these in NH? Here in WV, we have 4 species of Chanterelles were I live. I've not found the black trumpets here."

[LeNeve]

I have to go poop.
And now I have to take this massive tablet like a crazy person.

hahahahaha. you are that guy.

[Chip]

and I'm just over at the mushroom forums masturbernatin.

"Chanterelles are very good indeed, but care should be made not to confuse it with the look alike, such as Jack-o- lantern mushrooms. Noting the difference is the Jack-o-lantern grow in clusters from the same stock system, chanterelles are sometimes singular and sometimes in groups but rarely do they grow in clusters of more than 2. Do you have these in NH? Here in WV, we have 4 species of Chanterelles were I live. I've not found the black trumpets here."

That's so hot, how could you not masturbate to it?

[LeNeve]

I'm thinking it would be easy to murder someone with mushrooms, and not get caught.

[LeNeve]

and I'm just over at the mushroom forums masturbernatin.

"Chanterelles are very good indeed, but care should be made not to confuse it with the look alike, such as Jack-o- lantern mushrooms. Noting the difference is the Jack-o-lantern grow in clusters from the same stock system, chanterelles are sometimes singular and sometimes in groups but rarely do they grow in clusters of more than 2. Do you have these in NH? Here in WV, we have 4 species of Chanterelles were I live. I've not found the black trumpets here."

That's so hot, how could you not masturbate to it?

not sure what theses mushroom folk look like, but I'm picturing a bunch of hipoy type people in their 50s or 60s. and a few young hipster weirdos, that decided doing craft beer as a hobby was too much work.

[LeNeve]

learned to identify 13 species of edible mushrooms from a respected mycologist who was a hippie back in the day.
My liver is fine, because I focused on edible mushrooms with specific identifying characteristics. (bleeds red, sanguina.
Stains brown, smells like shrimp, russula, for example.)

[LeNeve]

Mushrooming Without Fear is a very conservative book for newbie mushroomers.