Thursday 5/8/14...So its nice outside

[LeNeve]

Glen Danzig. You so crazy.

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[Chip]

Glen Danzig. You so crazy.

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This is the most absurd thing I'll read all week.
I hope.

In a stunning declaration of war against the entire human race, Glenn Danzig has filed a lawsuit in Manhattan Federal Court against over seven billion human beings. Danzig, who is acting as his own attorney, claimed in one of the over 40 billion documents brought into court by an entire fleet of Federal Express trucks that “He has been done wrong by everyone including Misfits bassist Jerry Only, German Chancellor Angela Merkel, actor Eli Wallach, NFL quarterback Sam Bradford, Frank Oz (the voice of Yoda) and everyone else on this godforsaken planet.”

[Beckster]

I think that he's always been a bit "off".

[youtube_url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfD7agP1yxw[/youtube_url]

[LeNeve]

how much space does 40 billion documents take up?

[LeNeve]

red warrior needs food badly

[Chip]

how much space does 40 billion documents take up?

Probably a lot more than is possible.

[Chip]

red warrior needs food badly

:roflmao:

I remember when I was little, we had a big family party for new years eve.
We had that game on Nintendo and we went and bought the 4 player adapter, then me, my brother and cousins played it all night.
After more than a few hours went by, we realized the game was never going to end.

[Chip]

Well I got something to say
I sued the planet today
Doesn't matter much to me
As long as it paid

[Beckster]

red warrior needs food badly

And kitty litter.... ?

[LeNeve]

Well I got something to say
I sued the planet today
Doesn't matter much to me
As long as it paid

:high5: :roflmao: :roflmao:

[Beckster]

Well I got something to say
I sued the planet today
Doesn't matter much to me
As long as it paid

If you can't headbang to the right parts of a song, then you deserve to be sued.

[Beckster]

http://www.wnem.com/story/25463243/man-d...into-crowd

[Chip]

Well I got something to say
I sued the planet today
Doesn't matter much to me
As long as it paid

If you can't headbang to the right parts of a song, then you deserve to be sued.

Wutdatmean?

[Beckster]

Well I got something to say
I sued the planet today
Doesn't matter much to me
As long as it paid

If you can't headbang to the right parts of a song, then you deserve to be sued.

Wutdatmean?

Danzig’s five hundred thousand dollar suit against Carol Mosley, a tax accountant in Boise, Idaho, for listening to “How The Gods Kill” without headbanging during the part where the song gets really heavy will go forward.

[Chip]

Well I got something to say
I sued the planet today
Doesn't matter much to me
As long as it paid

If you can't headbang to the right parts of a song, then you deserve to be sued.

Wutdatmean?

Danzig’s five hundred thousand dollar suit against Carol Mosley, a tax accountant in Boise, Idaho, for listening to “How The Gods Kill” without headbanging during the part where the song gets really heavy will go forward.

:roflmao:

I didn't make it that far into the story.