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Thursday 04/24/14 - Newbie training day!!!
#16
Joe Wrote:
NussieT Wrote:
Joe Wrote:I don't... Ever. It's gross.

Yeah well I guess there are exceptions. When it comes down to my pants or a bottle I'm gonna choose a bottle

It has been years since I was in a position where I had to pee so bad that I opted for bushes to take care of business in.
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
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#17
NussieT Wrote:
Joe Wrote:
Derick Wrote:sitting in a truck, doing trucker stuff, woohoo

Masturbating and peeing in bottles?

There will be none of that in here today.

So tomorrow then?
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#18
Joe Wrote:
NussieT Wrote:
Joe Wrote:I don't... Ever. It's gross.

Yeah well I guess there are exceptions. When it comes down to my pants or a bottle I'm gonna choose a bottle

I have awesome bladder holding skills. The longest I've held it is almost 14 hours.
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#19
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:
Joe Wrote:
NussieT Wrote:
Joe Wrote:I don't... Ever. It's gross.

Yeah well I guess there are exceptions. When it comes down to my pants or a bottle I'm gonna choose a bottle

It has been years since I was in a position where I had to pee so bad that I opted for bushes to take care of business in.

One time I was driving home and I was about an hour and a half away from home when the snow got so bad I couldn't see more than 2 feet in front of me. I was on some back road that runs a few miles through a state forest and I knew I had probably an hour before I was going to find a place. I didn't want to pull off the road in fear of getting stuck and I didn't want to take the chance of stopping the car in the road. So yeah... It had to happen.
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#20
Chip Wrote:
NussieT Wrote:
Joe Wrote:
Derick Wrote:sitting in a truck, doing trucker stuff, woohoo

Masturbating and peeing in bottles?

There will be none of that in here today.

So tomorrow then?

No. Tomorrow my truck will be used by me to do recycle then its going to sit in the yard until Monday again. There will be no pee bottles in my truck.
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#21
Joe Wrote:
beckster Wrote:One time I was driving home and I was about an hour and a half away from home when the snow got so bad I couldn't see more than 2 feet in front of me. I was on some back road that runs a few miles through a state forest and I knew I had probably an hour before I was going to find a place. I didn't want to pull off the road in fear of getting stuck and I didn't want to take the chance of stopping the car in the road. So yeah... It had to happen.

I've never had such an emergency while driving anywhere (kegel exercises are great for that), but I have made the mistake of taking a Big Gulp to watch fireworks in an area where there was no place to go but the woods. Other times may have been at parties and alcohol-induced.
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
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#22
I was peering in a bottle once, and it got full and I started swerving everywhere trying to switch to a fresh bottle. Then got pulled over. I was wearing a cardigan too.
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#23
NussieT Wrote:No. Tomorrow my truck will be used by me to do recycle then its going to sit in the yard until Monday again. There will be no pee bottles in my truck.
your not supposed to store the pee bottles in the truck, those go out the window
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#24
Power company has me trapped in my house right now.
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#25
LeNeve Wrote:I was peering in a bottle once, and it got full and I started swerving everywhere trying to switch to a fresh bottle. Then got pulled over. I was wearing a cardigan too.

:roflmao:
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#26
NussieT Wrote:
Joe Wrote:
NussieT Wrote:
Joe Wrote:I don't... Ever. It's gross.

Yeah well I guess there are exceptions. When it comes down to my pants or a bottle I'm gonna choose a bottle

I have awesome bladder holding skills. The longest I've held it is almost 14 hours.

For a girl that's like having a special hero ability or some shit. Every girl I've ever been around always needs to pee. Especially when they are little kids.
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#27
I was out driving around and partying with this smoking hot blonde girl once. She made me stop out on a dirt road. Then she squatted right there in the middle of the road and pissed everywhere. Then through her black panties into the ditch.

Kind of grossed me out, the squatting and pissing, the rest of the process was kind of hot.
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#28
LeNeve Wrote:I was peering in a bottle once, and it got full and I started swerving everywhere trying to switch to a fresh bottle. Then got pulled over. I was wearing a cardigan too.

You were driving a van that looked like a dog too, weren't you?
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
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#29
The guys at Maxim once locked me in a piss jug porn filled truck. Gross shit.
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#30
LeNeve Wrote:Power company has me trapped in my house right now.

Damn windmills
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
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