Wednesday, April 9, 2014 ~ All alone

[LeNeve]

any of you watch that show on comedy central with AMy Schumer? Rich Davis has been on that show the last 2 weeks. as The "stranger" on the street answering random questions.

Not a full episode, but I might look it up and see if I can find him.

I forget what she asked him last week, something about gay sex though I think.

Last night she asked how much he has sex with his wife, and if she wants more sex, but he can't cuff anymore or something cause hes tired.

He said yeah, she wants it like 4 times a day, but I call it quits after one or two times. she's probaly home right now with a banging bunch of dudes.

Then he acted like he was concerned and pretended to run away.

[Pete Nice]

[LeNeve]

I save money like that too. :high5:

[Pete Nice]

I save money like that too. :high5:

Saving money rocks! :high5:

[Beckster]

Sadly, I have had a similar conversation recently like that.

[Beckster]

any of you watch that show on comedy central with AMy Schumer? Rich Davis has been on that show the last 2 weeks. as The "stranger" on the street answering random questions.

Not a full episode, but I might look it up and see if I can find him.

I forget what she asked him last week, something about gay sex though I think.

Last night she asked how much he has sex with his wife, and if she wants more sex, but he can't cuff anymore or something cause hes tired.

He said yeah, she wants it like 4 times a day, but I call it quits after one or two times. she's probaly home right now with a banging bunch of dudes.

Then he acted like he was concerned and pretended to run away.

That just sounds rather entertaining.

[Beckster]

The Ultimate Warrior died. He was just honored the other night on WWE. Jim was watching it.

[LeNeve]

about a month or two ago, out of the blue, a chinese massage place opens up here. Everyone in town was like :?

but now everyone goes there, and gives each other gift certificates for presents and shit. It's not even a chick that does it. it's some old Mr. Myiagi looking guy. weirdness. I couldn't do it, I couldn't even go to a rub and tug place either. I don't like people all up in my zone. except my kids, they cool.

[LeNeve]

on that Amy Schumer show, there was a skit, where someone calls her, and says she should get checked for herpes. So she starts sayin oh please god, please god, don't let me have herpes. Then God shows up, and is offering to take her herpes away, if she quits drinking, she says no, God says, God tells her a few other things she could do for him to take her herpes. Finally she says, can I just give you a blow job.

God says he's gay, then she finally decides herpes isn't too bad to have.

That shit was hilarious.

[JDubb]

Whats going on homos?

[LeNeve]

Whats going on homos?

you like to look at homos naked

[NussieT]

I wouldn't have even dared to leave the house without having food ready or pre cooked in the fridge and needs to be warmed up.

[Beckster]

about a month or two ago, out of the blue, a chinese massage place opens up here. Everyone in town was like :?

but now everyone goes there, and gives each other gift certificates for presents and shit. It's not even a chick that does it. it's some old Mr. Myiagi looking guy. weirdness. I couldn't do it, I couldn't even go to a rub and tug place either. I don't like people all up in my zone. except my kids, they cool.

[Beckster]

http://news.yahoo.com/4-students-serious...05503.html

[LeNeve]

captain stabbin