Thursday 03/13 - Happy Anniversary DBN

[Chip]

the missing plane story is fascinating me. people saying this, other people denying that. its crazy.

One of my cousins has a theory that the plane never crashed, but landed somewhere near the region.

I bet your cousin has been replaced by an alien, sent here to try and divert the attention from the obvious alien abduction and steer it towards this totally impossible scenario of a "hijacking".

[Beckster]

The plane actually crashed and left the surviving passengers on what seemed to be a deserted tropical island. Their survival is threatened by a number of mysterious entities, including polar bears, an unseen creature that roams the jungle, and the island's malevolent inhabitants known as "the Others". They encounter a French woman named Danielle Rousseau who was shipwrecked on the island 16 years before them and is desperate for news of someone called Alex. They also find a mysterious metal hatch buried in the ground. While two characters try to force the hatch open, four other survivors attempt to leave on a raft that they have constructed.

[LeNeve]

the alien theories bore me. possible, sure, but I like all the clandestine, james bond, plane stealing, spy movie, theories alot better. aliens hate asian food anyway.

[Beckster]

the missing plane story is fascinating me. people saying this, other people denying that. its crazy.

One of my cousins has a theory that the plane never crashed, but landed somewhere near the region.

I bet your cousin has been replaced by an alien, sent here to try and divert the attention from the obvious alien abduction and steer it towards this totally impossible scenario of a "hijacking".

I thought it had something to do with the polar vortex, but maybe the aliens caused that too.

[Beckster]

WAIT.... What if a zombie outbreak began on that plane....

[Chip]

The plane actually crashed and left the surviving passengers on what seemed to be a deserted tropical island. Their survival is threatened by a number of mysterious entities, including polar bears, an unseen creature that roams the jungle, and the island's malevolent inhabitants known as "the Others". They encounter a French woman named Danielle Rousseau who was shipwrecked on the island 16 years before them and is desperate for news of someone called Alex. They also find a mysterious metal hatch buried in the ground. While two characters try to force the hatch open, four other survivors attempt to leave on a raft that they have constructed.

As soon as I read "french", I was reminded of this quote I read yesterday from Uncle Ted.

a French reporter who asked the guitar legend: "What do you think the last thought is in the head of a deer before you shoot it? Is it? 'Are you my friend?' or maybe 'Are you the one who killed my brother?'"

The guitar legend responded: "They aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they care about is, What am I going to eat next? Who am I going to screw next? And, can I run fast enough to get away? They are very much like the French in that way."

[Chip]

the alien theories bore me. possible, sure, but I like all the clandestine, james bond, plane stealing, spy movie, theories alot better. aliens hate asian food anyway.

Who hates asian food?
Aliens must be pure evil.

[LeNeve]

haha. French are like big dumb deers.

[Pete Nice]

I heard a guy call into a local radio station and say the plane was taken by aliens.
He even had a name for this alien race, the Tyrians or something like that.
And said it'll show up just fine in about a year.

The aliens are a race of midget Lannisters

[LeNeve]

I bet it was drunk teenager aliens, that took their parents vehicle and went to earth to party for the night. then wrecked into the plane. They won't get in trouble, because their parents are rich alien diplomats too.

[JDubb]

WAIT.... What if a zombie outbreak began on that plane....

Great, they will show up on the next season of Walking Dead. :killme:

[Chip]

WAIT.... What if a zombie outbreak began on that plane....

Great, they will show up on the next season of Walking Dead. :killme:

Then JDubb and Brampton will complain about it :killme:


Haha

[Chip]

Spawn of satan...

http://www.cnn.com/2014/03/12/justice/ma...1130astory

[fattmatt1]

If this Babchick guy's stories are true, he is a fucking idiot.

[JDubb]

WAIT.... What if a zombie outbreak began on that plane....

Great, they will show up on the next season of Walking Dead. :killme:

Then JDubb and Brampton will complain about it :killme:


Haha

The good news is if this does happen I'll never know so I wont be able to complain about.