Thursday 4/18/13 - Don't Be a...

[Chip]

deep snagglepuss thoughts brought to you by Chip

He's pink, not wearing any cloths, but has a collar and bow tie, and cuffs.
WTF?

The people who grew up watching him, are the ones that think gay people are evil and shouldn't get married.

olive oyl was always getting abortions too.

Holy crap.
I was just reading how Popeye was based on a guy named Frank "Rocky" Fiegel.

[Chip]

Olive Oyl was based on Dora Paskel.

[Chip]

Wimpy was based on J. William Schuchert.

[LeNeve]

Wimpy was an obese child molester

[Beckster]

PUSSY! Start the DT already.

I was going to, but I went back to bed instead.

[Beckster]

I've never met a blind person.

I've dealt with both blind and deaf. Deaf people seem to like me... Probably because I don't make an ass of myself by screaming at them.

[Beckster]

there was an inch of snow on the ground this morning. that is insane for this area.

Half an inch of rain yesterday, plus 2 inches of it this morning, and the rivers are still up from last week's rain. Good thing Mom and Dad have a canoe!

[Beckster]

I am so fucking sick of this flu, I have literally spent over $100 trying to get rid of it. Vicks steamer, alka seltzer day and night, cold tablets from right aid, sudafed, 6 bags cough drops, zicam, cold eze, some hot flue honey drink, sore throat drops, vitamin c, nyquil. It has been expensive.

Today is day number 9.

The last two night I had to sleep sitting up on the couch with my feet up b/c as soon as I lay down, I start coughing until I feel like I am going to pass out.

I have coughed so much I tore that little strip of skin under my tongue.

My throat is so sore from coughing I want to throat punch my throat.

Called the doctor this morning and spoke with them, told them what was going on, they called in some special cough syrup to the pharmacy for me. God I hope it works, if it doesn't I have to call back tomorrow and set up and appointment.

Probably the worst flu I remember having.

You should be taking vitamins.

[Beckster]

Pete doesn't have the bird flu, he has pterodactyl flu.

It would be kinda funnny and ironic if Pete's flu was the start of the Zombie Apocalypse.
And he was the first person in the world to go.

Ha!

[LeNeve]

I fired a deaf guy a few years ago.

[Beckster]

My aunt participated in Hands Across America. These guys are dumb to think it didn't happen.

[Beckster]

I fired a deaf guy a few years ago.

I remember that.

[NussieT]

I've never met a blind person.

My uncle is blind and a friend from high schools sister is blind.

[Joe]

I fired a deaf guy a few years ago.

I dated a deaf girl back in HS

[Beckster]

I thought the Happy Days was an older show being re-aired.
I also thought those extremely load thunder claps.. the ones that scare the shit out of you... was from God bowling and hitting a strike.

Trying to think of what else...