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Wednesday 12/26/2012 - Christmas Hangover
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#106
12-26-2012, 03:42 PM
Chip Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:Fedex customer service, how may I help you today?

um, I think there is jizz all over this box that was just delivered.

Okay, let me transfer you to the fedex sex crime division.

Did your box go through Chicago?

maybe. that wes in idaho guy drives for fed ex too, and tweets porn, during what I would think is his work hours.
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12-26-2012, 04:39 PM
Joe Wrote:Wow, I just checked out his Twitter. I sent him a message telling him his account was hacked and sending out porn tweets.

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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12-26-2012, 04:41 PM
Joe Wrote:[ATTACHMENT NOT FOUND]
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What a nimrod
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#109
12-26-2012, 04:54 PM
Joe Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:I don't have a GF so I get bored.

just say it , you jerk off at least 10 times a day

:roflmao: OK, we were thinking the same thing.

:whomo:
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12-26-2012, 04:54 PM
LeNeve Wrote:
Chip Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:Fedex customer service, how may I help you today?

um, I think there is jizz all over this box that was just delivered.

Okay, let me transfer you to the fedex sex crime division.

Did your box go through Chicago?

maybe. that wes in idaho guy drives for fed ex too, and tweets porn, during what I would think is his work hours.

I gotta think that the people on his route have received sticky packages before.
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
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#111
12-26-2012, 05:01 PM
I just called someone "friend" but in a mean way. Some unknown number has been calling my phone for the last couple days. I finally answered it, and they asked for Hidalgo. I said "I think you have the wrong number friend" like all mean. It was cool. I don't think I've ever used "friend" in that way before.
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#112
12-26-2012, 05:44 PM
service writer not here today, parts guy not here today, shop foreman not here today, general manager busy selling cars for the super December sale a bration.

So I have been answering service calls, answering parts calls, being a scapegoat for customers that need someone to yell at, trying to diagnose multiple vehicles, ordering parts for diagnosed vehicles. I haven't got much of my regular work done today at all. Today has sucked.

The owner finally called her son to come down and help out up front, he just now showed up with an hour left in the day. :killme:

busiest, most annoying, stress filled day I have ever had here. Confusedad:
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#113
12-26-2012, 08:05 PM
I want to see this!!

[youtube_url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QrN3lMHxVg&feature=player_embedded[/youtube_url]
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