Lucky to be alive Monday - 06/18/2012

[Brampton]

My neighborhood is turning into Detroit. Yesterday I took the dog for a walk for the first time since the incident. I carried a hammer with me just in case someone else didn't have their dog locked up properly.

[Chip]

Detroit is FUCKED UP

Haha.
How about South Carolina?

When I first read this headline, I thought "maybe it's time we take tasers away from cops.

Then I read that she was naked.

http://www.live5news.com/story/18800200/...-old-woman

[Brampton]

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

[LeNeve]

cracka lackin

[Beckster]

So, I had the family over for a cookout yesterday and let my 2 nieces know that there's a thing growing in my tummy. My 4 yr old niece asked how it a baby got in there and we told her that I ate too many watermelon seeds, both their eyes got huge... lol (They had just ate a bunch of watermelon) She also told her mom that she thinks she has a baby in her tummy now, too.

My older niece, about 7yrs now, decided to educate us on how babies happen. According to her, it's because I have "chocolate fever" and ate way too much chocolate. :roflmao: :roflmao: Then she informed me how I need to eat a fruit or vegetable every day, but no chicken. "Babies don't like chicken". I was seriously crying from laughing so hard.

I love my nieces.

[LeNeve]

that dude that wants crackers, he looks jewish

[LeNeve]

Chocolate fever.....

[LeNeve]

babies don't like chicken.

Hahaha

[Chip]

Chocolate fever.....

B had chocolate fever, at least 5 times.

Nam sayin?

[Chip]

:roll:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...laves.html

[Beckster]

Detroit is FUCKED UP

Haha.
How about South Carolina?

When I first read this headline, I thought "maybe it's time we take tasers away from cops.

Then I read that she was naked.

http://www.live5news.com/story/18800200/...-old-woman

Oh, bullshit.. They only tased her, so they wouldn't have had to jump her.

On a side note: my sister that works in the prison got promoted and becomes certified to carry a taser this Thursday.

[LeNeve]

:roll:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...laves.html

gimmi yo shoes bitch

I can't, they are chained to my legs. ad:

well, we just gonna chop yo shit off then ninja

my adidas ad:

[Hondo]

Sorry to burst everyone's "taser bad" bubble but it actually holds a far less chance of injuring someone than grabbing them and slamming to the ground. Everyone gets all pissy about using the lightning on an elderly person but as brittle as they are the risks of injury with using empty-hand techniques make the taser a more viable option.

[Chip]

Sorry to burst everyone's "taser bad" bubble but it actually holds a far less chance of injuring someone than grabbing them and slamming to the ground. Everyone gets all pissy about using the lightning on an elderly person but as brittle as they are the risks of injury with using empty-hand techniques make the taser a more viable option.

Tasers aren't bad, but cops who are to quick to use them, are.
I can't see a situation where you would have to slam an 80 year old woman to the ground.

[Beckster]

Chocolate fever.....

B had chocolate fever, at least 5 times.

Nam sayin?

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