6-5-2012 Tuesday, Queen's Diamond

[LeNeve]

jubilees are celebrations. but I think only farmers call them that, and english people I guess.

[LeNeve]

jubilee all over jean claud van dams daughter. :high5:

[LeNeve]

germans have jewbilees

[LeNeve]

can we giver her a name. I don't want to keep saying jean claude van dams daughter.

[LeNeve]

how about veronika

[Derick]

bianca bree is her stage name. Real name is Bianca Van Varenberg

[LeNeve]

I can deal with Bianca too. I like the Van Varenberg too. its all exotic, like a spy or something.

[LeNeve]

so, hows your motorcycle battery doing?

[LeNeve]

my friend got a new truck. its bad ass. looks all evil.

[LeNeve]

the gear shift is like 4 feet tall. about a foot above your head when you are sitting down

[Beckster]

weapon is in my custody, has been secured, and is awaiting transport to Texas for proffesional inspection.

What weapon?

[Beckster]

Comparing Cars With Computers

At a recent computer expo, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."

In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.

4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive - but it would run on only five percent of the roads.

6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation" warning light.

7. The air bag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.

8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

9. Every time a new car was introduced, car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.

:roflmao: :roflmao:

[Beckster]

jean claude van dams daughter

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:


:hitit: :hitit:

Meh

[Chip]

weapon is in my custody, has been secured, and is awaiting transport to Texas for proffesional inspection.

What weapon?

If you had a cool phone, you might know.

[Beckster]

Don't shoot yourself in the ass.