Dudebro Nation

I am going to see Glen Danzig and Doyle sing Misfits tonight. Can't wait.

So the Pirates got the best player in the draft with the 8 pick last night. He dropped so far b/c Scot Boras is his agent and teams were afraid he would not sign or would eat up their entire draft pool to sign him.

But there is draft slotting for contracts now, so it really doesn't matter.

My question is, why would any player want Scott Boras as their agent if he is going to cause you to drop from the #1 pick to the #8 pick, essentially costing you all the money you would have gotten with him as your agent b/c you are dropping in slotting?

If I was projected as a top 3 pick, i would go no where near Scott Boras.

Pete Nice Wrote:I am going to see Glen Danzig and Doyle sing Misfits tonight. Can't wait.

High five from the queen of england. :high5:

weapon is in my custody, has been secured, and is awaiting transport to Texas for proffesional inspection.

Pete Nice Jubilee

Comparing Cars With Computers

At a recent computer expo, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."

In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.

4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive - but it would run on only five percent of the roads.

6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation" warning light.

7. The air bag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.

8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

9. Every time a new car was introduced, car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.

jean claude van dams daughter

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:


:hitit: :hitit:

Happy bro-mo Jubilee!!!

okay. a little research, and I believe my newly aquired pistol is pretty old, and worth 400-600 bucks. well worth the old blackberry phone I traded for it. :high5:

bro mo jubilees are weirf.

LeNeve Wrote:Comparing Cars With Computers

At a recent computer expo, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."

In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.

4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive - but it would run on only five percent of the roads.

6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation" warning light.

7. The air bag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.

8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

9. Every time a new car was introduced, car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.

:roflmao:

LeNeve Wrote:okay. a little research, and I believe my newly aquired pistol is pretty old, and worth 400-600 bucks. well worth the old blackberry phone I traded for it. :high5:

:high5:

LeNeve Wrote:bro mo jubilees are weirf.

Every time you say Jubilee, I think of this one.
I don't even know what else it would mean.
I thought it was just like a clebration or something.