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Monday - April 23, 2012
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#46
04-23-2012, 10:57 AM
Derick Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:I think I want an xbox and a flat screen in my truck. and a way to get fast internet.
internet is going to be either cellular or satelite
along with a generator for the truck and a large invertor. you also want a fridge and possibly a microwave
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#47
04-23-2012, 11:03 AM
Derick Wrote:
Derick Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:I think I want an xbox and a flat screen in my truck. and a way to get fast internet.
internet is going to be either cellular or satelite
along with a generator for the truck and a large invertor. you also want a fridge and possibly a microwave

and a nice scotchgarded bed for the lot lizard truck stop whores
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#48
04-23-2012, 11:06 AM
this is the truck. I took a picture When we were fueling up and getting some food.
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#49
04-23-2012, 11:08 AM
i doubt you are pure
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#50
04-23-2012, 11:13 AM
DaveP Wrote:i doubt you are pure
:high5:
I was sitting there thinking it looked more like jizz on her lip.
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#51
04-23-2012, 11:14 AM
LeNeve Wrote:
DaveP Wrote:i doubt you are pure
:high5:
I was sitting there thinking it looked more like jizz on her lip.
We're all thinking that.
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#52
04-23-2012, 12:14 PM
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#53
04-23-2012, 12:55 PM
WyoIan Wrote:man I have been laughing my ass off for the last 3 pages........eveyone in the office is staring at me like I am a retard.

Me too! I had to stop before they questioned me. :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
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#54
04-23-2012, 01:04 PM
LeNeve Wrote:Yeah, got home yesterday morning at 7:30. Mom calls me about 9pm, wondering whats going on, why I was fucking whores in Oklahoma. Told her the real story. My entire family has come to the agreement that I need to leave my current situation. My mom asks what other jobs other than a mechanic I might like.

I want to be a truck driver Mom!!

cool, I'll talk to your step dad, and see if they will hire you at his company.

So the wheels are in motion for LeNeve to move to Texas, and start driving trucks.

The End.

Note the ongoing theme behind people's suggestions regarding your shituation.
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
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#55
04-23-2012, 01:08 PM
Get somebody to pay for your CDL training and then go on the road making better dollars for an OTR company. If you can swing a secret or top secret clearance, go with a specialized hauler. You will be moving shit nobody wants to think about, but the money is damn good.
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#56
04-23-2012, 01:14 PM
Shit. Some chick dragged her little girl up to my car and asked me if I could give her some gas money because they're stranded. Um... Hello. This is Flint, did she honesty think I was stupid enough to fall for the scam. Even if it were true, how stupid is she to be driving around with a kid and no money for her gas tank?

Then I saw a woman drive off in a white Lacerne that looked like her....
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#57
04-23-2012, 01:55 PM
JBL deez nutz
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#58
04-23-2012, 01:59 PM
4 pages. Wtf
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#59
04-23-2012, 02:04 PM
LeNeve Wrote:4 pages. Wtf
nobody seemed interested today
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#60
04-23-2012, 02:59 PM
I guess my CB handle is going to be custom thunder. Not bad. not real good either I guess.
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