Monday Jan 16 2012.....Craptacular Monday

[Chip]

I've been spending alot of time on the couch, with a laptop and my phone, studying everything, and trying stuff out. My wife thinks I've been watching porn.

Like seriously thinks that. Losing her mind. Threatening to tell my parents that all I do is sit in the corner of the couch jerking off all day.

I've tried to show her what I've been doing, she doesn't believe it. Says she can constantly hear the porn playing from the other room. Like I said, losing her mind. It's fucked up.

She threw headphones at me last night. Then she started screaming at me how could I watch porn, and have the volume up with my kids home. Yeah. She has lost it that much.

I told her to find the porn noises, and maybe I could do something about turning it down. She then called me a weird freak, and a pedofile. :?

So I ended up calling her a big, fat, lazy cow, and maybe I should start jerking off all day, so I wouldn't have to look at her ugly ass. Then told her to get the fuck out in the morning.

She thinks you're jerking off with your pants on?

[LeNeve]

At this point, if I walked into my house, and got shot or stabbed by my wife, I would be like, yep, Figured this was going to go down like this. Just didn't know when.

[LeNeve]

I've been spending alot of time on the couch, with a laptop and my phone, studying everything, and trying stuff out. My wife thinks I've been watching porn.

Like seriously thinks that. Losing her mind. Threatening to tell my parents that all I do is sit in the corner of the couch jerking off all day.

I've tried to show her what I've been doing, she doesn't believe it. Says she can constantly hear the porn playing from the other room. Like I said, losing her mind. It's fucked up.

She threw headphones at me last night. Then she started screaming at me how could I watch porn, and have the volume up with my kids home. Yeah. She has lost it that much.

I told her to find the porn noises, and maybe I could do something about turning it down. She then called me a weird freak, and a pedofile. :?

So I ended up calling her a big, fat, lazy cow, and maybe I should start jerking off all day, so I wouldn't have to look at her ugly ass. Then told her to get the fuck out in the morning.

She thinks you're jerking off with your pants on?

oh, shit, good point.

[Chip]

I've been spending alot of time on the couch, with a laptop and my phone, studying everything, and trying stuff out. My wife thinks I've been watching porn.

Like seriously thinks that. Losing her mind. Threatening to tell my parents that all I do is sit in the corner of the couch jerking off all day.

I've tried to show her what I've been doing, she doesn't believe it. Says she can constantly hear the porn playing from the other room. Like I said, losing her mind. It's fucked up.

She threw headphones at me last night. Then she started screaming at me how could I watch porn, and have the volume up with my kids home. Yeah. She has lost it that much.

I told her to find the porn noises, and maybe I could do something about turning it down. She then called me a weird freak, and a pedofile. :?

So I ended up calling her a big, fat, lazy cow, and maybe I should start jerking off all day, so I wouldn't have to look at her ugly ass. Then told her to get the fuck out in the morning.

She thinks you're jerking off with your pants on?

oh, shit, good point.

The fact that my pants are still on would be my first defense if I was accused of jerking off.
If that doesn't end it, I'd resort to "you're retarded"

[LeNeve]

Said she needs to go to a mental hospital, and I was being nice, and serious about that.

Then I called her a retarded cunt a bunch of times.

[LeNeve]

I don't even get how her mind is processing information. It's confusing, and not normal girl manic depressive confusing either. This is on a whole notha level.

[Derick]

ou of curiosity, have you thought that maybe you need to distance yourself from her permanently

[LeNeve]

I'm goign to start leaving empty lotion bottle, and wadded up tissue laying around. Really blow her mind.

[Chip]

I don't even get how her mind is processing information. It's confusing, and not normal girl manic depressive confusing either. This is on a whole notha level.

Maybe you should just try to out 'crazy' her.
And see how that works out.
One-up her whole nother level.

[LeNeve]

ou of curiosity, have you thought that maybe you need to distance yourself from her permanently

yeah, my family agrees.

[javsto]

I'm goign to start leaving empty lotion bottle, and wadded up tissue laying around. Really blow her mind.

dont forget to schmear some lotion on the tissue and a few drops leading to or from your couch adds a good touch to the scene as well. maybe a wet spot on a couch cushion.

[NussieT]

What an interesting conversation!

[Chip]

I'm goign to start leaving empty lotion bottle, and wadded up tissue laying around. Really blow her mind.

Tell her it's the only way you can block her communication with the mothership, and that you're doing it to save humanity.

[Donginator]

office is open, but since I lost 9 days of PTO when the new year started, I took today off & subtracting it to one of the 9 days I lost last year

seems to me like your not getting paid for today. follow the rules

I report hours, boss will approve it

[LeNeve]

I don't even get how her mind is processing information. It's confusing, and not normal girl manic depressive confusing either. This is on a whole notha level.

Maybe you should just try to out 'crazy' her.
And see how that works out.
One-up her whole nother level.

sneak up and shoot imaginary jazz at her?