Thursday December 22, 2011 - Christmas time is almost here
 Thursday December 22, 2011 - Christmas time is almost here
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12-22-2011, 03:48 PM
LeNeve Wrote:I've tried the bar thing. and the dealership thing. They raised a huge scene at both. By them, do you mean her fam???
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter I HATE PIE!! 
12-22-2011, 03:50 PM
and my snapping point was a bolt I couldn't get started. I was wondering when I would finally flip out.
I launched a hammer at my work bench and it hit a spray can. the spray can spun in circles, until it was empty. and people have finally fleed my area
12-22-2011, 03:51 PM
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:LeNeve Wrote:I've tried the bar thing. and the dealership thing. They raised a huge scene at both. yeah. bunch of those fuckers. and only me, in this town.
12-22-2011, 03:59 PM
Shit, now I'm curious... I know why you stay with her, but what is the blackmail about?
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter I HATE PIE!! 
12-22-2011, 04:06 PM
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:Shit, now I'm curious... I know why you stay with her, but what is the blackmail about?kids
12-22-2011, 04:10 PM
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:Shit, now I'm curious... I know why you stay with her, but what is the blackmail about? Probaly nothing. I'm just paranoid I guess. You never know where they have my name written down waiting for someone to say something though.
12-22-2011, 04:11 PM
Brampton Wrote:beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:Shit, now I'm curious... I know why you stay with her, but what is the blackmail about?kids that too. I'd like to see them not fall into a welfare thug life like the rest of them.
12-22-2011, 04:12 PM
Brampton Wrote:beckster Wrote:Shit, now I'm curious... I know why you stay with her, but what is the blackmail about?kids I already know that story.
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter I HATE PIE!!
12-22-2011, 04:30 PM
Ha ha
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter I HATE PIE!!
12-22-2011, 05:58 PM
Fucking hilarious::
If Santa Answered His Mail Honestly..... Deer Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I'v ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Friend, Billy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawncare. How about I send you a book so you can learn to read and spell? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell. Santa ******************* ********************************** Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa **************************************************** Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me send you some Legos instead. Santa **************************************************** Dear Santa, I want a new bike, a Playstation 2, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba. Love, Francis Dear Francis, Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays? I bet you're gay. I'll set you up with a Barbie. Santa **************************************************** Dear Santa, I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the back door. Love, Susan Dear Susan, Milk gives me the shits and carrots make the deer fart in my face when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Leave me a bottle of Scotch. Santa **************************************************** Dear Santa, What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys? Your friend, Thomas Dear Thomas, All the toys are made in China. I have a condo in Vegas where I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing money at the craps table. Hey, you wanted to know. Santa **************************************************** Dear Santa, Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like in the song? Love, Jessica Dear Jessica, Are you really that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do. I'm skipping your house. Santa **************************************************** Dear Santa, I really want a puppy this year. Please, please, please, PLEASE, PLEASE could I have one? Love, Timmy Dear Timmy, That whiney begging shit may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't work with me. You're getting a sweater again. Santa **************************************************** Dearest Santa, We don't have a chimney in our house. How do yo u get into our home? Love, Marky Dear Mark, First stop callling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your ass whipped at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a low-rent apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like the boogeyman does, through your bedroom window. Sweet dreams, Santa
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter I HATE PIE!! 
12-22-2011, 07:13 PM
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:Dear Santa, I want to hang out with Santa... |
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