A girlfriend for Spot ~ NSFW

[i bleed green]

Those dolls run about $7,000 - $13,000... A drunk bitch at a bar is a helluva lot cheaper.

Unless the rubber fails.

Not of she doesn't know who you are.

[Brampton]

Those dolls run about $7,000 - $13,000... A drunk bitch at a bar is a helluva lot cheaper.

Unless the rubber fails.

Not of she doesn't know who you are.

^^this, lol

[Pete Nice]

Dolls probably don't have Russian boyfriends to worry about :poke:

But you have to put them under the car yourself.

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Then you have to carry them the entire way down to the basement by yourself so they can hide in the shower while people come in and piss all night.

That would've almost made it worth someone deciding to piss in your shower and not noticing her.

If I ever catch someone pissing in my shower, I don't care who they are, they are getting punched once in the back of the head for being a dipshit.

[i bleed green]

If I ever catch someone pissing in my shower, I don't care who they are, they are getting punched once in the back of the head for being a dipshit.

You would have a good reason for it, but it would be hilarious if she had gotten pissed on. Would add even more epicness to the story.