Posts: 33,734
Threads: 535
Joined: Apr 2009
Reputation:
-83
A girlfriend for guys like Spot!!! ... I assume that she's programmed to stay loyal!
[youtube]FMAwp_rjodQ[/youtube]
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
Posts: 993
Threads: 107
Joined: Apr 2009
Reputation:
0
That dude from the video pretty much fits the profile of what I pictured the typical owner of one of those things would look like.
Seriously though, dudes that own those must have serious mental issues
Posts: 2,982
Threads: 53
Joined: May 2009
Reputation:
0
I would rather never get laid again than have one of those. I wonder if they replace your pride too while they are at it. Holy fuck, jacking is not that unsatisfying. I hope they blast inside it, and then get life threatening illnesses from the bacteria that will grow there.
Everything I say is not true and all things I claim to have done or do are just made up for argument sake!!
Posts: 18,066
Threads: 469
Joined: Apr 2009
Reputation:
1
Who needs a doll when there's always low hanging fruit staggering around.
Posts: 21,385
Threads: 211
Joined: Apr 2009
Reputation:
0
This party sounds better and better by the moment
Posts: 33,734
Threads: 535
Joined: Apr 2009
Reputation:
-83
Those dolls run about $7,000 - $13,000... A drunk bitch at a bar is a helluva lot cheaper.
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!
Posts: 33,734
Threads: 535
Joined: Apr 2009
Reputation:
-83
What happens if it shorts out??? Fried pickle??
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
Beckster is the new Dexter
I HATE PIE!!