Dudebro Nation

A girlfriend for guys like Spot!!! ... I assume that she's programmed to stay loyal!

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That dude from the video pretty much fits the profile of what I pictured the typical owner of one of those things would look like.

Seriously though, dudes that own those must have serious mental issues

I would rather never get laid again than have one of those. I wonder if they replace your pride too while they are at it. Holy fuck, jacking is not that unsatisfying. I hope they blast inside it, and then get life threatening illnesses from the bacteria that will grow there.

Who needs a doll when there's always low hanging fruit staggering around.

Joe Wrote:Who needs a doll when there's always low hanging fruit staggering around.

Dolls probably don't have Russian boyfriends to worry about :poke:

Brian Wrote:

Joe Wrote:Who needs a doll when there's always low hanging fruit staggering around.

Dolls probably don't have Russian boyfriends to worry about :poke:

But you have to put them under the car yourself.

i bleed green Wrote:

Brian Wrote:

Joe Wrote:Who needs a doll when there's always low hanging fruit staggering around.

Dolls probably don't have Russian boyfriends to worry about :poke:

But you have to put them under the car yourself.

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Then you have to carry them the entire way down to the basement by yourself so they can hide in the shower while people come in and piss all night.

This party sounds better and better by the moment

Brampton Wrote:This party sounds better and better by the moment

You missed a humdinger

Pete Nice Wrote:

Brampton Wrote:This party sounds better and better by the moment

You missed a humdinger

I told the wife I'm goin next year with or without her

Those dolls run about $7,000 - $13,000... A drunk bitch at a bar is a helluva lot cheaper.

What happens if it shorts out??? Fried pickle??

beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:Those dolls run about $7,000 - $13,000... A drunk bitch at a bar is a helluva lot cheaper.

Unless the rubber fails.

beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:What happens if it shorts out??? Fried pickle??

I am now hoping this happens.

Pete Nice Wrote:

i bleed green Wrote:

Brian Wrote:

Joe Wrote:Who needs a doll when there's always low hanging fruit staggering around.

Dolls probably don't have Russian boyfriends to worry about :poke:

But you have to put them under the car yourself.

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Then you have to carry them the entire way down to the basement by yourself so they can hide in the shower while people come in and piss all night.

That would've almost made it worth someone deciding to piss in your shower and not noticing her.