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Cows resorting to cannibalism...
Probably because I just watched it again last night, the cow cannibalism scene in the new Vacation movie was hilarious.
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(05-05-2016, 10:57 AM)Chip Wrote: Cows resorting to cannibalism...
Probably because I just watched it again last night, the cow cannibalism scene in the new Vacation movie was hilarious.
you just earned a positive rating from me.
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(05-05-2016, 10:59 AM)LeNeve Wrote: (05-05-2016, 10:57 AM)Chip Wrote: Cows resorting to cannibalism...
Probably because I just watched it again last night, the cow cannibalism scene in the new Vacation movie was hilarious.
you just earned a positive rating from me.
You just earned one from me too!
I'm going to go give B some negative ratings now
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(05-05-2016, 09:37 AM)LeNeve Wrote: 05/05/05 this day in history
Think I was working on tractors all day. Then after work we smoked crack in a combine or something. Then my mom yelled at me when I got home.
I'm not sure if this is a true LeNeve tale or if it is a line in a country song.
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(05-05-2016, 09:39 AM)LeNeve Wrote: 05/05/06
I started a one month tour in the county jail for beating my brother in law up. We watched world cup soccer in the jail most of the time.
Same country song or a different one?
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(05-05-2016, 11:08 AM)LeNeve Wrote: hahaha. me too.
I called her smelly on my negative review.
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LeNeve fixing tractors....
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(05-05-2016, 11:17 AM)beckster aka Tatertits Wrote: LeNeve fixing tractors....
That's not his hat.
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(05-05-2016, 09:44 AM)NussieT Wrote: (05-05-2016, 09:18 AM)beckster Wrote: What was Jim's excuse?
The redi mix opens up tomorrow so the material has to be made and delivered. I mean for as long as this takes I could have started but he as whining. Little does he know I'm not going to do anything this afternoon when I get home except putter in my gardens.
Well, it's not like he can fire you.
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(05-05-2016, 10:21 AM)NussieT Wrote: High of 91 today. Crazy.
Geez... Only in the 60s (15C right now) here and I thought that was nice.
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massry ferguson tractors are for dorks that don't smoke crack.
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(05-05-2016, 10:44 AM)LeNeve Wrote: I've been staying with my Dad 30 miles from my Job for the last month or so. the drive is so peaceful, and pretty. green rolling hills, with baby cows playing around with each other, frolicking in dew covered pastures, for the first 20 miles of the journey.
Then on the north side of the river, it all gets ugly. tire fires, smoldering hay bales, that spontaneously combust. feedlots with a brownish, orange cloud of dried poop dust hang in the air, like the smog in L.A. Cows with eye patches glare at me from their crowded pens, feed truck looks to be overturned, and the cows have resorted to cannibalism to stay alive. There are pig barns across the highway, that hide the atrocities that happen within from the public eye, but I've been inside them, and I know the horrors. The baby pigs do not frollick and play inside these slaughter shops, they are killed instantly if they were to even try.
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(05-05-2016, 10:47 AM)LeNeve Wrote: I kind of got sidetracked with my driving story, I was going to say I finger banged so many different animals on my drive into work this morning. pheasants, rabbits, deer, cows, pigs
Is there anything left you haven't finger banged?
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(05-05-2016, 10:57 AM)Chip Wrote: Cows resorting to cannibalism...
Probably because I just watched it again last night, the cow cannibalism scene in the new Vacation movie was hilarious.
So, the movie is worth watching? There are so many movies out that I haven't watched. I need to work on changing that.
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