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Monday 03/07/16 - Accident prone
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03-07-2016, 10:34 AM
Friday I slice my head open (no stitches thankfully) and yesterday I cheese grated my hand on the screen deck trying to put it in. So far I'm 0 days accident free.
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03-07-2016, 11:42 AM
You should try to be more careful.
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
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03-07-2016, 11:52 AM
My daughter asked me one day why I don't wear my wedding ring That's the reason why.
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03-07-2016, 01:42 PM
(03-07-2016, 10:34 AM)NussieT Wrote: Friday I slice my head open (no stitches thankfully) and yesterday I cheese grated my hand on the screen deck trying to put it in.  So far I'm 0 days accident free.

great. now we won't get a free pair of gloves, and a dewalt cordless vacuum for being safe. its always that one guy that messes up the safety awards for everyone. thonks.
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03-07-2016, 02:10 PM
Before I met Jim, he used to sing/rap (whatever).  He actually opened for ICP back then.   Someone talked him into doing this over the weekend. lol

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03-07-2016, 02:13 PM
(03-07-2016, 11:52 AM)NussieT Wrote: My daughter asked me one day why I don't wear my wedding ring    That's the reason why.

Yeah, no one wants you to lose a finger.  Just thinking about that makes me cringe.
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03-07-2016, 02:59 PM
(03-07-2016, 02:10 PM)beckster aka Tatertits Wrote: Before I met Jim, he used to sing/rap (whatever).  He actually opened for ICP back then.   Someone talked him into doing this over the weekend. lol


I don't even know what to say.
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03-07-2016, 03:11 PM
(03-07-2016, 02:59 PM)Chip Wrote:
(03-07-2016, 02:10 PM)beckster Wrote: Before I met Jim, he used to sing/rap (whatever).  He actually opened for ICP back then.   Someone talked him into doing this over the weekend. lol


I don't even know what to say.

LMAO... I gave him props for doing it again.  I won't even do karaoke.
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03-07-2016, 03:17 PM (This post was last modified: 03-07-2016, 03:23 PM by Chip.)
"Why are dingleberries brown? It's just the way shit is"
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03-07-2016, 03:33 PM
(03-07-2016, 03:17 PM)Chip Wrote: "Why are dingleberries brown?  It's just the way shit is"

people be eatin dingleberries.
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03-07-2016, 03:35 PM
(03-07-2016, 02:59 PM)Chip Wrote:
(03-07-2016, 02:10 PM)beckster aka Tatertits Wrote: Before I met Jim, he used to sing/rap (whatever).  He actually opened for ICP back then.   Someone talked him into doing this over the weekend. lol


I don't even know what to say.

where'd the "I'm with Homo" smiley go? because.. I'm with homo
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03-07-2016, 03:38 PM
my soon to be 16 year old daughter, posted this rant on facebook, about not hated other races of humans and why we couldn't all just get along.

I replied publicly and told her to take down her post, because It might get me kicked out of all the various white supremesist groups I belong too.

It was pretty funny.
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03-07-2016, 04:06 PM
(03-07-2016, 03:38 PM)LeNeve Wrote: my soon to be 16 year old daughter, posted this rant on facebook, about not hated other races of humans and why we couldn't all just get along.

I replied publicly and told her to take down her post, because It might get me kicked out of all the various white supremesist groups I belong too.

It was pretty funny.

How do your kids deal with you?
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03-07-2016, 04:11 PM
(03-07-2016, 04:06 PM)beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:
(03-07-2016, 03:38 PM)LeNeve Wrote: my soon to be 16 year old daughter, posted this rant on facebook, about not hated other races of humans and why we couldn't all just get along.

I replied publicly and told her to take down her post, because It might get me kicked out of all the various white supremesist groups I belong too.

It was pretty funny.

How do your kids deal with you?

alcohol
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03-07-2016, 04:11 PM
(03-07-2016, 04:11 PM)LeNeve Wrote:
(03-07-2016, 04:06 PM)beckster Wrote:
(03-07-2016, 03:38 PM)LeNeve Wrote: my soon to be 16 year old daughter, posted this rant on facebook, about not hated other races of humans and why we couldn't all just get along.

I replied publicly and told her to take down her post, because It might get me kicked out of all the various white supremesist groups I belong too.

It was pretty funny.

How do your kids deal with you?

alcohol

I feel sorry for their livers.
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
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I HATE PIE!!
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