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Joe Wrote:NussieT Wrote:Joe Wrote:I don't... Ever. It's gross.
Yeah well I guess there are exceptions. When it comes down to my pants or a bottle I'm gonna choose a bottle
It has been years since I was in a position where I had to pee so bad that I opted for bushes to take care of business in.
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Joe Wrote:beckster Wrote:One time I was driving home and I was about an hour and a half away from home when the snow got so bad I couldn't see more than 2 feet in front of me. I was on some back road that runs a few miles through a state forest and I knew I had probably an hour before I was going to find a place. I didn't want to pull off the road in fear of getting stuck and I didn't want to take the chance of stopping the car in the road. So yeah... It had to happen.
I've never had such an emergency while driving anywhere (kegel exercises are great for that), but I have made the mistake of taking a Big Gulp to watch fireworks in an area where there was no place to go but the woods. Other times may have been at parties and alcohol-induced.
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I was peering in a bottle once, and it got full and I started swerving everywhere trying to switch to a fresh bottle. Then got pulled over. I was wearing a cardigan too.
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Power company has me trapped in my house right now.
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I was out driving around and partying with this smoking hot blonde girl once. She made me stop out on a dirt road. Then she squatted right there in the middle of the road and pissed everywhere. Then through her black panties into the ditch.
Kind of grossed me out, the squatting and pissing, the rest of the process was kind of hot.
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LeNeve Wrote:I was peering in a bottle once, and it got full and I started swerving everywhere trying to switch to a fresh bottle. Then got pulled over. I was wearing a cardigan too.
You were driving a van that looked like a dog too, weren't you?
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The guys at Maxim once locked me in a piss jug porn filled truck. Gross shit.
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LeNeve Wrote:Power company has me trapped in my house right now.
Damn windmills
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