Thursday 5-2-13, May the 2nd Pickle Appreciation Day

[Joe]

Covino is a Beyonce fan....

Covino is lame.

[Beckster]

Yeah for sure, I want to try this pizza I keep hearing about.

Is the one in Warren as good as the one on 8 mile?

I should be back at the hotel by 3:30PM and will just be chillin there writing some reports for a while, so whenever your off, it will work.

Sweet.
I'm pretty sure they're all the same ingredients and made the same way.
But the original one is on 6 Mile, I think I'd rather stay north of 8 Mile, haha.

Did I ever share the story of the pick axe incident?

[JDubb]

Covino is a Beyonce fan....

Covino is lame.

He's a fan of her ass, the music is secondary.

[Chip]

I guess if you were born on a Sunday, thats what makes you gay.

Mondays child is fair of face,
Tuesdays child is full of grace,
Wednesdays child is full of woe,
Thursdays child has far to go,
Fridays child is loving and giving,
Saturdays child works hard for his living,
And the child that is born on the Sabbath day
Is bonny and blithe, and good and gay

My kid was born on a Wednesday. Full of woe, she is not.

I was born on a Tuesday...
The same day these things happened...
Apparently it was a crazy day.

May 27, 1980: The Day the Tigers Traded Jason Thompson
- South Korean police ends people's uprising; 2,000 killed
- The Gwangju Massacre: Airborne and army troops of South Korea retake the city of Gwangju from civil militias, killing at least 207 and possibly many more.

[Joe]

Covino is a Beyonce fan....

Covino is lame.

He's a fan of her ass, the music is secondary.

Her ass is an overrated as her music.

[Joe]

HOly shit, this is too much info.

On your Way to Your Birthday on 3.December.1975:

You were born on Wednesday on 3.December.1975 and you think this is your oldest day of your life history but you are sadly wrong. Let's surprise you:
27.January.1975, Monday, (Your birthday -310 days):
On 27.January.1975, Monday, your father has produced the semen that will be half of you soon.

He produced 1000 sperms every second of his life and you will be be lucky one out of 500 million sperm he sent on their way in the conceivement. You may find interesting to know that if he had drunk (or not drunk) coffee on this Monday morning, you might born completely as someone else (for instance in the opposite sex) as kafein changes the speed of male sperms.
11.February.1975, Tuesday (Your birthday -295 days):
Today your mother ad her last menstrual cycle and started building up the egg, that will be the other half of you.

After today, she will not have this cycle again for a very long time (thanks to you!). She spent Tuesday as moody, anxious, short-tempered and you should be glad, you were not around her that day!
26.February.1975, Wednesday (Your birthday -280 days):
Your mother's egg is ready to build the other half of you and your father and your mother got together to make you.

But there is still no "you" around so don't get excited much. It can take several hours for your father's sperm to reach your mother's egg and now it is just on its way out.
27.February.1975, Thursday (Your birthday -279 days):
Out of 500 million sperm on their way to your mother's egg, the sperm which built you has won the race by coming first and the sperm and the egg is became one to make your very first cell. Do you see how lucky your half (the sperm) be by winning coming up first among 500 million other rivals? Never tell you are not lucky anymore!

We can call Thursday, 27.February.1975 as your "first day alive" because this is when you are a living entity, an embryo, congratulations! Although you are just a 1 cell creature today your unique DNA is also formed so your future destiny like your sex, height, physical apperance, intelligence, characteristic and vulnability to certain dissesases is already been determined.
13.March.1975, Thursday (Your birthday -265 days):
If your mother is an intelligent women, she would have suspected that she is pregnant at 13.March.1975, Thursday. She is not very sure yet but she is suspicious. We hope she was excited and joyed, not worried.
20.March.1975, Thursday (Your birthday -258 days):
Today your mother is telling your father about her pregrancy and he is celebrating to be a daddy!

Day 20.March.1975, Thursday is also important in that, your heart has pumped for the first time today. We don't know if it is a coincedence that your father learned about you in the very day, your heart first pumped!
4.June.1975, Wednesday (Your birthday -182 days):
Your parents could have lawfully got an abortion until 4.June.1975, Wednesday so this is also an important day of your life. Today they decided you should live!

We are glad they didn't otherwise, we'd lose one site visitor in pokemybirthday.com.
3.December.1975, Wednesday(Your birthday):
You are born to a cruel world. Happy birthday little buddy! We hope you remember to enjoy your life which was a big journey from day minus 310 to today.

[JDubb]

Covino is a Beyonce fan....

Covino is lame.

He's a fan of her ass, the music is secondary.

Her ass is an overrated as her music.

:whomo: :whomo:

[Chip]

Covino is a Beyonce fan....

Covino is lame.

He's a fan of her ass, the music is secondary.

Her ass is an overrated as her music.

:whomo: :whomo:

What's not hot about this?

[Pete Nice]

I guess if you were born on a Sunday, thats what makes you gay.

Mondays child is fair of face,
Tuesdays child is full of grace,
Wednesdays child is full of woe,
Thursdays child has far to go,
Fridays child is loving and giving,
Saturdays child works hard for his living,
And the child that is born on the Sabbath day
Is bonny and blithe, and good and gay

My kid was born on a Wednesday. Full of woe, she is not.

I was born on a Tuesday...
The same day these things happened...
Apparently it was a crazy day.

May 27, 1980: The Day the Tigers Traded Jason Thompson
- South Korean police ends people's uprising; 2,000 killed
- The Gwangju Massacre: Airborne and army troops of South Korea retake the city of Gwangju from civil militias, killing at least 207 and possibly many more.

They traded Jason Thompson to the Pirates, where he had a few all star seasons, but the Pirates sucked.

[Pete Nice]

Chip, does your groupme work?

[Joe]

[Joe]

Why do they feel the need to sing about man ass?

[Joe]

[Chip]

Chip, does your groupme work?

I didn't think I had it...
Turns out I do, and I think it does

[JDubb]

Why do they feel the need to sing about man ass?

Homophobic?