Thursday, Sept 1, 2011....Summers gone

[Brampton]

tony danza is dead

sent from high above mount toilet

[LeNeve]

I did this in 2 hours this afternoon. Could've had it in 1 hour if I dedicated every minute to doing it.

sent from a tornado

[michaelangelo]

in Alberta the Distracted Driving Law in Effect
Now in Effect


Highlights:
•Restricts drivers from:
◦using hand-held cell phones
◦texting or e-mailing
◦using electronic devices like laptop computers, video games, cameras, video entertainment displays and programming portable audio players (e.g., MP3 players)
◦entering information on GPS units
◦reading printed materials in the vehicle
◦writing, printing or sketching, and
◦personal grooming
•Complements the current driving without due care and attention legislation
•Applies to all vehicles as defined by the Traffic Safety Act, including bicycles
•Applies to all roads in both urban and rural areas of the province
•The fine for this new offence is $172

Pete would have to remortgage his house to pay for all his infractions :poke:

A little excessive much? At least Eating a Frosty isn't on that list! yummy...

Had to check to make sure eating was still ok

[LeNeve]

Chip is gay

LeNeve blows dogs for quarters.

red rockets ad:

[Brampton]

Chip is gay

LeNeve blows dogs for quarters.

red rockets ad:

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

[LeNeve]

alexa flutie is a good porn name.

Tony danza tripped on his ukelele.

[LeNeve]

[LeNeve]

now I don't have anything to do. :yawn:

[javsto]

if you had to get down with a sickness, which one would it be?

dont christians/catholics think that gayness is a sickness and if so then wouldnt lesbianism be an illness? especially the lipstick kind?

[javsto]

[quote="Brampton"]tony danza is dead

shouldnt it read TONY DANZA'S CAREER IS DEAD?

[Brampton]

tony danza is dead

shouldnt it read TONY DANZA'S CAREER IS DEAD?

No he's dead

it should read "Who's the Corpse"

[JDubb]

Here is the real hockey kid story...
Nate Smith Made Hockey Shot But Won't Get $50,000 Prize Due To Mix-Up With Twin Brother, Nick

MINNEAPOLIS -- It was an amazing hockey shot, with the puck sliding into a tiny hole from center ice for a $50,000 prize. But a penalty was called on the Minnesota boy who made the shot during a charity event because his twin brother should have been wielding the stick.

The company that insured the event, Odds On Promotions of Reno, Nev., said Wednesday that due to "contractual breaches and legal implications" it was unable to pay the claim. Instead, the company said it would donate $20,000 to youth hockey in Minnesota in the boys' names.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/01...lnk2|92020

[LeNeve]

tony danza is dead

shouldnt it read TONY DANZA'S CAREER IS DEAD?

No he's dead

it should read "Who's the Corpse"

I can't find this info anywhere. I think you duped me. at least I had something to do for awhile I guess.

[LeNeve]

if you had to get down with a sickness, which one would it be?

dont christians/catholics think that gayness is a sickness and if so then wouldnt lesbianism be an illness? especially the lipstick kind?

I've already got that sickness.

[Beckster]

Bummer, T. Kick his ass!

Take out your vibrator in front of him, and head to the bathroom and when he asks what you are doing tell him he is not getting tonight.

Jennifer Aniston did that iun one of her earlier movies.