Thursday, April 28, 2016 ~ Chilly Morning

[Beckster]

That's not real, right?

“On Friday when I realized I hit the lotto, I knew this would be the first thing I would do. I hit up every Mexican food truck and saved my dumps all weekend. I was shuffling around like a death-row inmate trying not to explode. I’ve been putting up with that guy’s shit for years, it’s time he put up with some of mine.”

No. There's just no way. Someone on my Facebook feed thought it was and that alone made it funny to me.

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