02-06-2012, 01:16 PM
yesterday, after the game, this chick that was sitting with us was trying to get me to look at her boobs and motorboat them. why couldn't fun shit like that happen when I was single? I could't do it, and after she found out i was married, she was mortified. it was pretty funny acutally. i'm not :fag: i just love and respect my wife too much to do that kind of shit.